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glowbelly · #1

who has been skinnydipping before?

slavemason · #2

Sure, it's simple. Take off your clothes and jump in the water. Have one of your friends take pictures and post them here. We'll tell you if you're doing it right.

FartinMowler · #3

One time when I was in band camp.

The problem with swimming in a lake in Canada is that the lake is layered in Goose poop so isn't very clean.

We also have leaches.

mburbank · #4

it cannot touch your earth water

glowbelly · #5

um the "haven't done this in awhile" thing was referring to starting a topic because, well, i haven't done it in awhile (start a topic, not sex, you perverts).

soundtest · #6

i can't swim

glowbelly · #7

learn. it's my most favorite thing to do. i love water. i'm attracted to it. i wanna whole huge shower room when i grow up and get my mansion. all mine, mine, mine.

starz · #8

our city pool in or town we can't use... Last year it was shut down for 1 month because of some little kid had feces in the pool. and the year before that the pool was extremely green, you couldnt even see the bottom. I'll stay to my own kiddie pool

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Protoclown · #9

I go skinny dipping every time I take a shower.

slavemason · #10

Wednesdays and Saturdays?

Protoclown · #11

The first Wednesday and last Saturday of the month, yeah.

mburbank · #12

This one time? I was going to 'skinny dip'? But I got all flustered and confused? And I tried to get the water's clothes off? Which was impossible as it turns out. And then the cops are all like, "You have the right to remain silent agin, Mr. Burbank"

I'll tell you one thing, though. Bailbondsmen? Pretty cool people.

James · #13

When I'm in water, I just flop around like a retarded kid. So I consider that sort of swimming, as I'm moving in the water and not drowning.

As for skinny dipping, no. Not that I'd ever have anyone to do it with anyway. Not that I'd ever WANT anyone to do it with, anyway.

"Hey Bill! Let's get nekkid and swim around!"

slavemason · #14

I like to swim really fast when I'm skinny dipping so I can feel the current gently tugging on my penis. It's very nice.
However, my toes are so long that they ache afterward. Nobody gets it for free.

Protoclown · #15

I am uncomfortable with the idea of being in water that is taller than I am. :/

glowbelly · #16

but everybody floats. if you have any air in your lungs, you float.

Protoclown · #17

Yeah, but if you panic, you sink. I've never been around water much. I'm not SCARED of it, but I'm not going to go out of my way to get in it. I'll avoid it if I can, because it makes me uneasy. Plus I hate being wet.

My sister almost drowned when she was a kid.

glowbelly · #18

so did i.

the lifeguard had to rescue me because i was pulling myself out of the pool and my arms gave out and i smacked the underside of my chin on the side of the pool. i had to get 16 stitches. i was 3 and back in the water as soon as i was healed.

Protoclown · #19

I could probably deal with a swimming pool. But a lake or the ocean or anything deep enough that I can't see the bottom (or any giant sea monsters that are in it)...FUCK THAT!

But I just don't like the water much anyway, so I doubt I'll ever bother to learn how to swim.

I need SOLID GROUND underneath my feet. If I were meant to swim, I would have gills

soundtest · #20

when i was 10 i tried to impress this girl by jumping in her pool and i sliced my side open on her metal fence - she was freaking out and i was like no it's ok it looks worse than it is but she meant the blood in the pool