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Old Jan 14th, 2007, 09:57 AM        WHAT DOES YOU SMELL LIKE YOU BASTARDS
WHAT DO YOU SMELL LIKE:


CHOJIN: SMELLS LIKE OLD KETCHUP AND BEN-GAY

MOCKERY: CHICKEN PARM

ME: SMOKE

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Old Jan 14th, 2007, 10:59 AM       
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Old Jan 14th, 2007, 11:00 AM       
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Old Jan 14th, 2007, 11:26 AM       
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Until I put on deodorant that smells like lightning!
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Old Jan 14th, 2007, 11:37 AM       
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Old Jan 14th, 2007, 11:44 AM       
Someone that doesn't shower but puts on cologne thinking it's the same as deoderant.
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Old Jan 14th, 2007, 12:04 PM       
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Old Jan 14th, 2007, 12:50 PM       
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Old Jan 14th, 2007, 01:11 PM       
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Someone that doesn't shower but puts on cologne thinking it's the same as deoderant.
Are you from Somalia?
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Old Jan 14th, 2007, 01:24 PM       
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Old Jan 14th, 2007, 01:27 PM       
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With dingle berries?
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Old Jan 14th, 2007, 01:30 PM       
he probably smells like sweaty ass, shit and all the smells of his ass that have been absorbed into the seat of his chair during marathons of crying and masturbation
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Old Jan 14th, 2007, 01:46 PM       
I've been told I smell like a light musky/spicy scent
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Old Jan 14th, 2007, 02:07 PM       
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I've been told I smell like a light musky/spicy scent
A fundamentalist told me masturbation is a form of self abuse.

Cologne only comes from Somalian children. They don't use it there.
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Old Jan 14th, 2007, 02:12 PM       
I did just masturbate but i don't see what that has to do with the fact that I smell musky and that's not something i say it's something my girlfriend says.
if i dont put deoderant on or shower for a few days even i start to stink.

I don't wear cologne because i don't like smelling like things, it bugs my nose and i hate people who wear perfume and cologne anyway because everytime they walk into a room the entire place smells like them. It's kind of smug.
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Old Jan 14th, 2007, 03:30 PM       
Vanilla.
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Old Jan 14th, 2007, 03:44 PM       
I don't bathe in Axe. Do I get points?
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Old Jan 14th, 2007, 03:55 PM       
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Old Jan 14th, 2007, 04:45 PM       
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Old Jan 14th, 2007, 04:57 PM       
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Old Jan 14th, 2007, 05:15 PM       
I chew cinnamon gum on a regular basis. I believe I might smell like Christmas.
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Old Jan 14th, 2007, 07:54 PM       
I just came back from a jam and smell like an ashtray
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Old Jan 14th, 2007, 08:57 PM       
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I just came back from a jam and smell like an ashtray
I was at a Reel Big Fish concert and my coat was stolen and when I found it it was the designated ash tray.

Not that anyone cares. But I smelled like an ash tray.
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