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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 10:53 PM        Carni's new pad
So, I'm moved into my new place, settled pretty comfortably. I decided I'd show off the new pad a room at a time. Any Mockers who come up this way are more than welcome to crash here.

Tonight, I present the living room shot from four different angles.


Note the leather sofa, chair, and Demotivators® from Despair, Inc. on the wall.


Shot two showcases the 55" widescreen TV. The leather chair and ottoman are visible in the lower left corner, as is the sliding door to the balcony.


This third shot also features the TV, as well as another Demotivator® framed lithograph.


And shot four shows the closet, our DVD collection, the door to the apartment, and my shoes on the floor.

Another room will be shown on Monday. I'm working 24 hours tomorrow and have decided not to take pictures of any room that isn't completely finished, and we do still have pictures to hang and... stuff.

So... yeah.

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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 10:58 PM       
That's the kinda style my place is like, except for your big screen TV, and replace the Demotivators with some artwork my ex made, wait those are Demotivators

Nice place, nevertheless.
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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 11:00 PM       
is that a bag of lays potato chips i see on your table?
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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 11:09 PM       
Ummmm... no. I do have a bag in the kitchen, though. With dip!
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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 11:13 PM       
The flowers on the table are a nice touch.

Nice place.
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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 11:13 PM       
How the FUCK did you afford such a bitchin tv ?
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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 11:37 PM       
Fucking dead people bought all this?
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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 11:38 PM       
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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 11:52 PM       
I'm going to rob Carni's pad.
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Old Sep 7th, 2003, 12:14 AM       
Sorry, but it's a gated community. You won't be stealin' shit!

Plus, I can't imagine anyone stealthy enough to sneak that beast of a TV out without someone noticing.

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Old Sep 7th, 2003, 12:16 AM       
I convinced him to buy that T.V.

It's almost reason enough to visit you in Boston.............. almost
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Old Sep 7th, 2003, 12:59 AM       
You don't have nearly enough crap on your walls to cover up all that grody white. :o
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Old Sep 7th, 2003, 05:45 PM       
Carni; Where you living exactly? You can pm me if you don't want any of these unwashed bastards knowing where you live.

Is Crazy still Salem stating it?
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Old Sep 8th, 2003, 08:23 AM       
Living in Dracut and no, she's not at Salem State
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Old Sep 8th, 2003, 09:51 AM       
When did Dracut get gated communities?

I knew this guy in high school who used to raise his fist and shout "Dracut Pride". He was funny as hell.
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Old Sep 8th, 2003, 12:27 PM       
Nice place, Jeff. Killer TV and the wall art couldn't be better. I'm sooooo going to take you up on that offer to crash there someday.
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Old Sep 8th, 2003, 01:00 PM       
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Old Sep 8th, 2003, 02:21 PM       
I think I'll just show up one day to use your bathroom.
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Old Sep 8th, 2003, 07:23 PM       
Yeah right, last year, I believe you the one who ran all over campus and jizzed all over the toliet seats on the last day of school
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Old Sep 8th, 2003, 11:05 PM       

Here's the bathroom Chimp will be using.


Here's the kitchen including ghetto-style folding table (temporary, I assure you).


And here's another angle.

Two more rooms to showcase, coming soon.
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Old Sep 8th, 2003, 11:33 PM       
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Old Sep 9th, 2003, 02:45 AM       
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Old Sep 9th, 2003, 03:59 AM       
The female touches are... I want to use "amusing," but perhaps endearing is a more apt word.
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Old Sep 9th, 2003, 04:49 AM       
The newbie post was... I want to use the word "amusing," but perhaps YOU SUCK is more apt.

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Old Sep 9th, 2003, 06:01 AM       
Hugh's been here for years. Why did noob show you this place again, Chokes-On-Ding-A-Longs?
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