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Grislygus · #**68154**

Now Pub can post his PAGE BREAK, FOOL at someone else's expense

Grislygus · #**68155**

THE EFFECT IS RUINED NOW

Fathom Zero · #**68156**

Haha what a dummy this guy is

Kitsa · #**68157**

I went to sleep during deadliest catch and had some sort of fucked up dream/hallucination about fishermen in yellow slickers with giant staring fish-eyes and rotating needle-teeth like their jaws were made of chainsaws.

My fever was only one degree above normal. Damn.

Fathom Zero · #**68158**

My nightmares are usually about everything and everyone I love dying and disappearing painfully. Your dreams sound way cooler.

Kitsa · #**68159**

maybe I was transported into a crab's point of view for a moment

I always wondered what would happen with obnoxious strobe gifs if it could be proven they really did induce a seizure in someone susceptible. People die during seizures, so that could be a fun time in the courtroom. If you experience it, report back! I'm curious.

Fathom Zero · #**68160**

I've never been anything other than myself in my dreams.

It sucks.

Fathom Zero · #**68161**

Colonel Flagg · #**68162**

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Originally Posted by Kitsa

I went to sleep during deadliest catch and had some sort of fucked up dream/hallucination about fishermen in yellow slickers with giant staring fish-eyes and rotating needle-teeth like their jaws were made of chainsaws.

Could your dream have been influenced by GW's avatar?

(Hope you feel better, Kit)

Kitsa · #**68163**

Thanks...other than coughing a little and generally feeling like death warmed over I am better and ready to ROCK THIS FEDERAL HOLIDAY thanks

While I was out of it yesterday, I was informed that had I been healthy I could have had an awesome weekend of parks, zoos and general happy recreation, but now of course it would not happen. That made me pretty unhappy.

It wasn't exactly like GW's avatar...I'll photoshop it if I can remember the stretching technique.

Guitar Woman · #**68164**

Guys, what do you do when your paycheck bounces after you've deposited and spent it?

I mean, aside from getting stuck with overdraft fees that I can't currently pay off and not working for that company fucking ever again.

Fathom Zero · #**68165**

Pay off debt? I dunno.

If it's worth it, file something. I'm sure you can.

Pentegarn · #**68166**

Look into getting a lawyer to sue said company, there was fiscal pain and suffering to you that they caused. Might be able to squeeze something from them that way

Guitar Woman · #**68167**

Part of me hopes this will come to legal action, as I really feel like kicking someone in the balls right now.

And I could use some free money.

10,000 Volt Ghost · #**68168**

I had a half assed dream this morning. In reality my gf's cat kept pawing at my head and shoulders while an infomercial played on tv. So in my dream her kept was poking at me trying to sell me shit.

"Meow. Sir, this is the perfect product for you. You'll use it all the time." Poke. Poke. Poke.

Kitsa · #**68169**

frankly, 10,000V, that sounds like one hell of an awesome dream.

Pub Lover · #**68170**

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Originally Posted by Grislygus

Now Pub can post his PAGE BREAK, FOOL at someone else's expense

I would, but I'm too busy having a seizure.

Pentegarn · #**68171**

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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost

I had a half assed dream this morning. In reality my gf's cat kept pawing at my head and shoulders while an infomercial played on tv. So in my dream her kept was poking at me trying to sell me shit.

"Meow. Sir, this is the perfect product for you. You'll use it all the time." Poke. Poke. Poke.

Don't you mean to say the cat told you it would be the purrrfect product? :rimshot