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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 12:01 PM        kiss-virgin thread
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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 12:32 PM       
kiss are the cheesiest band ever
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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 12:49 PM       
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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 12:50 PM       
That guy from Kiss has a big tongue.
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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 01:05 PM       
I GUESS I'M IN THE WRONG THREAD. OMFG LOL. :/
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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 05:35 PM       
Come to think of it, I seriously doubt that any of the guys in KISS are still virgins, so this entire thread is just plain silly. :/
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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 05:40 PM       
All I know is THE STARCHILD took my virginity.
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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 06:09 PM       
Does anyone else think (ignoring the fact that Kiss is ridiculous no matter what) it's kind of ridiculous that Gene Simmons was a Bat Demon and Peter Criss was....a cat?
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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 07:34 PM       
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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 08:43 PM       
In grade 8 I stood dressed as the kiss guy with the star on his eye with some class mates also dressed as the rest of the band and pretended to sing "HOT HOT HOTTER THAN HELL" I had tin foil on my boots I didn't seem to get any girls from that perfomance
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Old Aug 19th, 2003, 01:42 PM       
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Old Aug 20th, 2003, 12:55 AM       
i saw this woman smoosh a beer can between her boobies backstage in a kiss movie.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2003, 05:32 PM       
I heard the main guy from KISS had sex over 500 times. I don't belive it though. KISS are just a bunch of liars .
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Old Aug 22nd, 2003, 11:19 PM       
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Old Aug 23rd, 2003, 12:52 AM       
Gene Simmons is fucking ugly.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2003, 12:55 AM       
wasn't he a school teacher?
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Old Aug 23rd, 2003, 01:07 AM       
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Gene Simmons is fucking ugly.
Seriously, without the makeup, he is a very big-faced man. Like Abe Lincoln with a huge tongue.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2003, 05:20 AM       
STOP! That mental image is... way too sexy.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2003, 11:23 AM       
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i saw this woman smoosh a beer can between her boobies backstage in a kiss movie.
Woohoo! A twofer ... I mean ... how appalling. :/









P.S. Did she smash the beers WITH her boobies? ... inquiring minds and all ... you understand.
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Old Aug 25th, 2003, 12:33 AM        All right, this dude doesn't need anymore beer
you might notice there is a new topic....it was supposed to be a reply to this thread, so if you're interested in reading it and then mocking my drunken stupidity, feel free...I'm going to go do the technicolor yawn
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