Poll: What do you do for a living?

[DevilWearsPrada]

NUH UH honey, not without 3 years of ballet and 2 of tap

[DevilWearsPrada]

snap snap snap

[Uncle_Sham]

i want to work at blockbuster



i hate myself

[Dixie]

Originally Posted by Uncle_Sham

i want to work at blockbuster



i hate myself

Try again. They drug test.

[Uncle_Sham]

they do not drug test

or else they would have noticed i smoked a bag of meth

[AChimp]

I program COMPUTARS.

The company I work for makes financial planning software. The banks and stuff that are collapsing right now weren't clients of ours, ironically. They probably wish they used our software now.

[Kitsa]

CIG: Neena and Veena Bidasha?

[Dixie]

Nope, Rania and Delilah.
The twins are really awesome though!

[Pub Lover]

MY NAME IS DR RAHIM BADAWALLAH, I AM A SENIOUR OFFICIAL AT THE BANK OF NIGERIA. I NEED YOUR HELP, MY NEW FRIEND, TO MOVE A LARGE SUM OF MONEY OUT OF THE COUNTRY.

IF YOU AGREE PLEASE SEND ME YOUR FULLNAME, BITHDAY, THE NYMBERS FOR ANY CREDIT CARDS YOU MAY HAVE AND YOUR SOCIAL SUCRUITY NUMBER.

I AM VERY PLEASED WE CAN MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

[Dixie]

Only if you're selling Anus Laptops.

[WhiteRat]

Or a broken washer.

[DeadKennedys]

I'm a Combat Medic Excuse me, "Health Care Specialist"

[JohnCushing]

I'm a hostage negotiator.

[Shrubfest]

I'm a Costume student.
I spend my time at a sewing machine or in theatres.

[DeadKennedys]

Originally Posted by Shrubfest

I'm a Costume student.
I spend my time at a sewing machine or in theatres.

Yeah you kinda look like a seamster, if you catch my drift

[Dixie]

Originally Posted by DeadKennedys

Yeah you kinda look like a seamster, if you catch my drift

Be nice, you have no idea what wardrobe people have to put up with!

[Sam]

At school all the wardrobe girls were hot.

[Nick]

I stack boxes 10 hours a day.


I hate Alabama.

[DeadKennedys]

Originally Posted by Nick

I hate Alabama.

Hey, me too!

[Geggy]

I'll be starting to collect unemployment and SSI in one week and hope to make a living out of it for at least the next three to six months.

[WhiteRat]

While you are at it start smoking bud out of a NOS Energy drink can while snatchin' up that government cheese.

[Geggy]

Shhh....ix-nay on the o.s.-nay because I don't want anyone to know I drink the stuff.

As for the buds, hells yeah.

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

I'm a freelance writer and artist. Since April, I've owned and operated a small but full service advertising agency on a full time basis.

[Kitsa]

wtf posted something in the wrong place sry

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I just started a half-new job with my company that I do on the side. I finished 2.5 weeks of training, but now have to go back and still do my old job + the new one on the side.