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noob3 · #1

i bought 5 dragon artillery shells (1 crackling 4 assorted), 1 box of black cat quadrific (4 artillery shells in onewhich came with a shitty tube, i ended up shooting them out of a dragon tube for better results) a box of black cat magnum artillery shells, a brick of 2000 black cats, random assorted fireworks like huge sparklers for my girlfriend and flying triangle things and over 100 roman candles. only like 12 of them were black cat because i'm cheap. most of them were ghetto 10 shots but the stupid fuck at the firework stand was selling them 4 for 50 cents but they were suppose to be 50 cents a piece. retards make for smart shopping!

i had lots of fun and i still have 3 of the magnum shells left and alot of the black cats. the only accidents were my girlfriend burning her fingers throwing an artillery shell, and me running into a fucking barbwire fence. i cut my face pretty bad and my arm has a really deep gash, i think its infected cuz it keeps spewing this green snot like stuff

hurray for the 4th of july and backwoods oklahoma and burnt hot dogs

sports · #2

burnt hotdogs suck.

ArrowX · #3

you suck

sadie · #4

hi, noob! all those black cats make it sound like a halloween party. and you better go to the doctor before you end up with gangrene!

Perndog · #5

I'll give you a dollar if you get gangrene and post a picture of it.

Pancakes · #6

did ur brun anyones house down with fririerowrks

ziggytrix · #7

clean the wound out with a sharp, clean knife, then apply fire to cauterize the wound. and remember, chicks dig scars.

noob3 · #8

i didnt burn anyones house down but me and my friends caught some grass on fire with one of the artillery shells i threw my cut looks better its scabbing so no gangrene for me

my girlfriend says burnt hot dogs are delicious

Matt Harty · #9

Sup Noob ;x

I burned my finger lighting a firework, so i'm not hardcore.

Anonymous · #10

noob email me at your first opportunity please. i'll pm you the address.

and i have pictures of jellyfish.

Hobo Renee · #11

OMFG it's noob. Email me bitch! I only bought sparklers because fireworks aren't allowed in my town so I had to drive 7 miles north to get them and I didn't want to get something loud. I was wearing sandles though and one of the sparks when in and still burnt the bottom of my foot.

executioneer · #12

I DIDNT LIGHT OFF ANY FIREWORKS BECUASE OF EMOTIONAL TRAUMA

Pub Lover · #13

Willie, you saying that is like discovering Santa isn't real, all over again.

executioneer · #14

sorry i guess i'll have to pretend to be english and celebrate bonfire night instead >D

ultra perfect cell · #15

My older brother and his girlfriend went to Virginia a couple of weeks ago and they came back with $40 worth of fireworks (which his girlfriend's dad paid for). He had a Roman Candle and about 25 bottle rockets. Well, two nights ago him and me fired off the Candle and one of the bottle rockets. Damn, those suckers can blow. Our neibors across the street came out and got all pissed at us, bitching and moaning. After we both told them to STFU, they just went in.