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Old Jul 10th, 2004, 09:47 PM        why the Hell are my dumbshit friends getting more action?
My Argentinan friend got to second base with some dumb bitch a week before he moved to Texas. And my asshole Jew freind get himself a shy nerdy girl. Lastly, my gargantuan hairy friend found himself a flat breasted feminist Nazi . What the fuck is wrong with me?
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Old Jul 10th, 2004, 09:58 PM       
your standards arent low enough to go for the bottom of the barrel women?
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Old Jul 10th, 2004, 10:03 PM        Re: why the Hell are my dumbshit friends getting more action
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My Argentinan friend got to second base with some dumb bitch a week before he moved to Texas. And my asshole Jew freind get himself a shy nerdy girl. Lastly, my gargantuan hairy friend found himself a flat breasted feminist Nazi . What the fuck is wrong with me?
Notice the key words "Argentinan," "Jew," and "hairy." If you're all three of these things you'll be having chocolate-covered threesomes in no time.

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Old Jul 14th, 2004, 09:55 PM       
Time to rethink my religion...
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Old Jul 14th, 2004, 09:57 PM       
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Old Jul 15th, 2004, 01:26 AM       
having sex is for stupids, that is why
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Old Jul 15th, 2004, 01:26 AM       
of course if that was true...
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