Screaming Yellow Zonkers

[maggiekarp]

I've heard stories from my mom about this stuff, and today I found a box of it.

Soooo good.

[MetalMilitia]

whats that then?

[sadie]

my mom

[maggiekarp]

(Bottom of box)
THIS MIGHT BE THE BOTTOM OF THE
SCREAMINGYELLOWZONKERS!
CRISPY LIGHT BUTTER-GLAZED POPCORN SNACK!
THERE IS ONE WAY YOU CAN CHECK THIS. OPEN THE TOP, AND TURN THE BOX UPSIDE DOWN. IF THE ZONKERS FALL OUT, THIS IS THE BOTTOM. IF THEY FALL UP, THIS IS THE TOP. IF NOTHING HAPPENS, THIS BOX IS EMPTY.

No, your mom