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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 03:47 PM        Movie Ideas!
My friends and I were on a school trip recently and we had nothing better to do on the bus so we bounced movie ideas around.

Mine was "Bill & Ted's Most Awesome Adventure to Mars," the world's shortest movie.
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 09:19 PM       
What if plant's could talk, but only say derogatory things?
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 09:50 PM       
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 09:56 PM       
What if there were giant people magnets on Earth?
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 10:00 PM       
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 10:02 PM       
That's exactly what I had in mind. Only the magnets would turn on and off at random intervals.

What if, when someone falls asleep, their soul is whisked away into the body of another person. This happens with EVERYBODY.
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 10:48 PM       
What if you got in a head-on collision with another car, and the other car had a pregnant woman in it, and you died in the wreck but the other car was fine, and your soul got ejected into the baby, only you retained all your memories?
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 10:56 PM       
I wonder if you would have to relearn how to walk and talk, too.
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 11:13 PM       
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 11:45 PM       
Exactly!

I had a scenario mapped out in my head where a narcoleptic surgeon was operating and fell asleep and his soul and a serial killer's switched places.
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Old Jan 1st, 2008, 02:20 PM       
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Old Jan 1st, 2008, 02:39 PM       
Dr. Giggles 2, maybe?

What if the operation was to give the patient robotic limbs, but he was a serial killer and nobody knew it. And the killer was to be the second person to have robotic limbs, while the first person to have them was.... The Doctor himself! Then they switch bodies and the killer has the fully operational body and the doctor still has to work on his half finished limbs while the killer goes on a rampage.

Dr Giggles 2 : Judgement Day (title screen explode)
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Old Jan 1st, 2008, 02:57 PM       
What about some kind of a parent trap?
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Old Jan 1st, 2008, 07:35 PM       
What if invisible walls appeared on earth's surface, but they were constantly changing? It would be a new maze of life... every day.
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Old Jan 1st, 2008, 10:03 PM       
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Old Jan 1st, 2008, 10:05 PM       
Yeah, the entire movie follows the struggle of ONE MAN on his quest to find relief upon awakening while the world around him is constantly changing. Really just an excuse to get a man to hold himself for an hour and a half while he bumps into invisable walls.
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Old Jan 1st, 2008, 10:48 PM       
Naw, there is a way to get everywhere, it's just frustrating.

And at the center of the maze, there was the source. Which is unknown.
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Stew Pickles invents a time machine.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 08:44 AM       
Stew Time invents a pickles machine.

There is a great movie in this sentence somewhere
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 05:11 PM       
insane machine emits wet tv pickles ?
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I'm pretty sure it's spelled "Stu"
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 06:57 PM       
I'm pretty sure it's spelled "Shut the fuck up."
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Old Jan 2nd, 2008, 07:14 PM       
I have another! It's about this kid who's childhood is plagued by abusive parents, retarded haircuts, and little to no human contact. He's a very upset kid, until one day... when he finds a magical book...

That does absolutely nothing spectacular.
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