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Old Apr 30th, 2005, 05:32 PM        StarWars Crazy Hair Candy
Hello everybody. I was a member here not long ago, but got erased into the abyss along with some others. But I'm back.
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The other day my little brother (he's 25) brought me some very weird candy.


It's Anican Skywalker on some sort of weird tube with duck feet. It says "Crazy Hair"on it.
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When you twist the duck feet (it's really hard and it wants to come apart when you do it), blue goo comes out of the top where the Skywalker pops on and off. Weird.





Ew. It tastes like playdough berry ass. :P

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Old Apr 30th, 2005, 07:57 PM       
mock wars forum =/
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Old May 1st, 2005, 01:05 AM       
Crappolla.

Does that mean I posted on the wrong section of the boards or something?

Dammit. I hate when people do that. Now I'm that people. :/


Alright!! Somebody get me a moderator and twenty feet of chain. We need to move this thread the hell out of Dodge before I get flamed! LOL!!
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Old May 1st, 2005, 01:57 AM       
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Old May 1st, 2005, 08:32 AM       
I never thought I'd see the day that I move something from Mock Wars to GB :<
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Old May 1st, 2005, 11:30 AM       
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Fuck that bitch.
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Old May 1st, 2005, 01:23 PM       
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That didn't work for Lotida or Terra.

wait
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Old May 1st, 2005, 01:59 PM       
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Old May 1st, 2005, 04:08 PM       
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Old May 1st, 2005, 04:49 PM       
she reminds me of kahljorn
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Old May 1st, 2005, 06:43 PM       
Wow another wacky and zainy member of i-mockery. Your kinda like the female version of that porkchop guy but not so insanely jewish looking
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Old May 1st, 2005, 10:01 PM       
I'd bone her.
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Old May 2nd, 2005, 01:39 PM       
I suggested it first.
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Old May 2nd, 2005, 02:18 PM       
we have a big stickified thread for morons like you to post stupid pictures in. You don't even need excuses like that candy or anything.
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Old May 2nd, 2005, 05:15 PM        Re: StarWars Crazy Hair Candy
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Old May 2nd, 2005, 05:37 PM       
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Old May 2nd, 2005, 09:28 PM        Re: StarWars Crazy Hair Candy
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for some reason, this making me think of Andy Warhol. maybe i am just being lame again, i think that's it.
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Old May 2nd, 2005, 09:33 PM       




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Old May 2nd, 2005, 09:34 PM       


Jesus that is fucky.
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Old May 2nd, 2005, 09:50 PM       
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Old May 2nd, 2005, 09:53 PM       
that could be the cause of epilepsy in the world
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PLEASE HELP I CAN NOT SHUT UP
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Old May 3rd, 2005, 12:16 AM       
Alright. I now officially love it here I think.

In fact, except for the part where that Helm fellow called me a moron, this has been a rather interstingly sublime and disturbing experience.

I love those.

Plus I scored a couple flashy freaky animations of Jessi Blue Tongue!! HAHAHAHAHA!!



PS I still have the candy. I haven't touched it since. Thought it might be funny to try and feed it to the dog. :P
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Old May 3rd, 2005, 08:05 AM        Re: StarWars Crazy Hair Candy
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Such an attractive girl...

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