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Old Feb 4th, 2005, 03:44 PM        Valentine's Day Ideas
I just got a cute girl's number about a week ago and we've been planning to go on dates and whatnot and stuff like that i guess i don't know she's a girl right but I don't have any clue what to do for Valentine's Day because I'm an unromantic bitch. It can't be too romantic or anything, since i've only known her for a little while, but still.

What've you guys done for your girlfriends before? I need ideas.
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Old Feb 4th, 2005, 04:32 PM       
WHAT DOES SHE LIKE?
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Old Feb 4th, 2005, 09:13 PM       
does she have a plexiglass vagina
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Old Feb 4th, 2005, 09:23 PM       
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Old Feb 4th, 2005, 10:04 PM       
what the fuck is your avatar supposed to be ??? sorry guys for getting off topic but this thread seems like a good one to do it!
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Old Feb 4th, 2005, 10:40 PM       
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Old Feb 4th, 2005, 11:08 PM       
oh so its exactly what it looks like, except you have to be a video game faggot with strong convictions regarding what systems are good or bad to think its funny at all?

and sorry i thought it was that thread where damnthatdavid talks about what he looks for in a lady i meant to disrupt THAT thread
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Old Feb 5th, 2005, 02:59 AM       
do nothing romantic on valentines day. It's the new romantic.
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Old Feb 5th, 2005, 05:12 AM       
I like buying flowers and putting "from your secret luvr" and then mailing them back to me and when I get them I'm all like "<3!"
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Old Feb 5th, 2005, 05:13 AM       
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Old Feb 5th, 2005, 05:23 AM       
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I just got a cute girl's number about a week ago and we've been planning to go on dates and whatnot and stuff like that i guess i don't know she's a girl right but I don't have any clue what to do for Valentine's Day because I'm an unromantic bitch. It can't be too romantic or anything, since i've only known her for a little while, but still.

What've you guys done for your girlfriends before? I need ideas.
Smear the word 'Love?' in your own defecate on her porch, and when she comes out just wink a few times.
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Old Feb 5th, 2005, 06:30 AM       
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Now Jixby thats not what Valintines Day is all about! Your such a grouch!
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does she have a plexiglass vagina
if she does marry her quick
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Old Feb 5th, 2005, 03:30 PM       
If he wanted an L he'd put one . Just get her some carnations and such, Schimid. I'm in the same boat as you right now. Only I get to dance with her tonight and then f*ck her afterwards. THIS TIME ON PURPOSE
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Old Feb 5th, 2005, 05:53 PM       
Flowers (for "not too romantic" I'd suggest daises or possibly lillies), chocolate, dinner, movie, concert or go to a play. Let her pick it if you don't know what kind of movie, music, food, plays, or activities she likes. Be sweet, listen to her drivel (as long as it's not about an ex-boyfriend) and just converse.
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Old Feb 5th, 2005, 08:22 PM       
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Old Feb 5th, 2005, 10:34 PM       
Bake her cookies. She'll be impressed by the display of effort above and beyond just dropping money on a box of chocolates or a bunch of flowers.
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Old Feb 6th, 2005, 02:42 AM       
Go find a sandy beach (Lake/River/Ocean) and write her name and your name in a heart in the sand, or carve it in a tree. Take a digital picture of it, edit it in Photoshop, make it black and white or something, create your own valentine's day card just for her. Place a single flower into the card, then put the homemade card on top of a plate of cookies/brownies/whatever that you have just made.

This Shows her that you have a sensitive side (Black and white photo) that you have a caring side (homemade card and The flower) and that you know how to cook (The cooked goods)
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Old Feb 6th, 2005, 02:44 AM       
thanks, tenenbaums.
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Old Feb 6th, 2005, 03:08 AM       
Only stupid girls would actually care that it's Valentine's Day. Find someone cool who realizes it's just a Holiday fucking made to make money. Boring.
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Old Feb 6th, 2005, 03:29 AM       
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I actually kinda like the cookie idea. Maybe only because I'll get some of the cookies, I don't know.
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Old Feb 6th, 2005, 11:18 AM       
Show up naked at her door with a red ribbon wrapped around your weiner. She will love you forever.
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Old Feb 6th, 2005, 09:07 PM       
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