Average Newbie Age

[liquidstatik]

Why does age matter :/

[EatTheChildren]

age matters because most teenagers are douchebags.

[FartinMowler]

Eatthechildren must be 11

I haven't bought any of the figures yet, and I don't erally plan to. The new cartoon is horrible. I miss REAL He-Man.

They're doing this with Ninja Turtles, too. It is depressing

[EatTheChildren]

I wish I was 11 or younger. That is generally before people start thinking they're cool and stop having fun. Little kids rock.

Anyway... whats wrong with action figures, huh?

[Matt Harty]

GROW OLDER YOU FUCKS

I'M TRYING!

[ceri]

I am 14. .

[glowbelly]

i feel like a weird person who hangs out on a board filled with children.

fuck.

i'll be 28 in less than 2 months.

[EatTheChildren]

doesn't mean that you'll be old... unless you start to act like it.

[Anonymous]

We should have a "You must be this tall to post" thing.

And make an exception for Gemma.

We used to have more females than males, and the average age was in the 20s. It's way into the minors now and the content has taken one to the johnson as a result.

[Skulhedface]

uhh... I'll be 22 in two weeks. So there, you have a lower-mid-twentysomething here.

[Jixby Phillips]

But we don't care about you.

[EatTheChildren]

Now that I'm seeing all this posting about the young newbies I feel bad. I feel like I'm intruding. Sorry.

[AChimp]

It all happened after Mock advertised this new board on Fark.

[CaptainBubba]

Single white male seeking white woman between the ages of 15 to 29. Must weigh more than 160 lbs and have an affinity toward pie ,london broils, and puppies. Will be expected to eat shit. Contact is prefered to be in E-mail format as not to interupt masturbation or video gaming.

[EatTheChildren]

I've never been to Fark. I've just started posting here because I have been coming to the site for so long...

[Skulhedface]

SOMEONE GET THAT SAD DAD A FEW BEERS AND SOME PERCOCETS!

Maybe then he'll stop chasing my posts like a rabid dog and posting one liners after them.

[Sethomas]

I'm only 18

[FartinMowler]

I've got nothing against the younger crowd but I do have to think twice about what I say and that takes the fun out of the board for me. There should be a warning on the site that say's that this site might contain crude or bizzare humour and is not recommended for pre-teens. I have poked fun at a few characters and found out they where not able to take a poke and curled up like a penis in a cold lake.

[Anonymous]

Yes, fartin, i think we all remember those times you unleashed your unbridled, destructive brand of humor. We still mourn those that couldn't make it out of the thread alive.

[Krythor]

YEAH WE SHOULD HAVE A WARNING SIGN AND IT SHOULD SAY "WARNING: FARTIN MAY ATTEMPT A JOKE"

[Wiffles]

I have been lurking the boards for several years now, but I only deided to post since I turned 13 because that is on the php TOU ^_^;

[Esuohlim]

KILL YOURSELF

[CaptainBubba]

Is willing to share a bed or, if needed, sleep in a bathtub. Will clean self to an immaculate shine before hanky panky is to comense. Is skilled in pastry cooking. Once ate raw ground beef. Liked it alot. Extending age sought to 12-35. Must have blue eyes. Southern baptist prefered. Will be expected to wear cheerleader outfit when instructed to do so.

[Pub Lover]

What is needed is a clear example of what the forums used to be like, then us young, male, newbs can be confronted with the truth of how much of a travesty we have made it.

[Black Flag]

Originally Posted by Sethomas

I'm only 18

All the cool kids are 18, Mister Seth.