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Old May 6th, 2004, 04:18 PM        Scav Hunt Time... Help out Sethomas!
It's that time of the year again, kids. I'm participating in the world's largest and greatest scavenger hunt, and I need some ideas for some items.

I need ideas on how to make a McDonalds Sad Meal.

I need to find a way to demonstrate that there really is a wrong way to eat a Reeses.

I need a blonde, yo' momma's so fat, dead baby joke.

And about 270 other items.
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Old May 6th, 2004, 04:22 PM       
Running over a Happy Meal with your car would make it very sad indeed ... and don't try to eat the Reese's cup with your anus. Trust me on this one.
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Old May 7th, 2004, 04:40 PM       
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Old May 7th, 2004, 04:58 PM       
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
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Old May 7th, 2004, 07:41 PM        Re: Scav Hunt Time... Help out Sethomas!
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I need ideas on how to make a McDonalds Sad Meal.

I need to find a way to demonstrate that there really is a wrong way to eat a Reeses.
make the meal come with a toy of ronald with a noose around his neck, with arrows stuck in his stomach, and the saying "I'M A RAPIST" written on his forehead backwards.

wrong way to eat a reeses: eat through the middle, stick your dick through, get in the position to suck your own dick, and eat it off.
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Old May 7th, 2004, 08:21 PM       
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Old May 7th, 2004, 08:23 PM       
Cut out the smile on the Happy Meal and put it upsidedown.
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Old May 7th, 2004, 08:41 PM       
Puke in the Happy Meal box. Instant Sad Meal for whatever kid you give it to.
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Old May 7th, 2004, 08:44 PM       
or you could bring in the sad meal and set it down in front of the children and say "well as you know kids, ronald mcdonald was put to death last week in the state of floridas electric chair, mmkay, but he knew how special today was going to be for all of you, so to still be with us, he had his cremated remains sent to us all the way from florida!" make some type of mcdonalds themed "urn" or box, fill it with ahs's from a bbq grill or something and mix in pieces/strands of slightly "singed" red hair. dont foget to do an "oops" and spill it out in front of them.
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Old May 7th, 2004, 08:44 PM       
McDonald' Happy Meal: Now with salmonella!
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Old May 7th, 2004, 08:53 PM        Re: Scav Hunt Time... Help out Sethomas!
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It's that time of the year again, kids. I'm participating in the world's largest and greatest scavenger hunt, and I need some ideas for some items.

I need ideas on how to make a McDonalds Sad Meal.

I need to find a way to demonstrate that there really is a wrong way to eat a Reeses.

I need a blonde, yo' momma's so fat, dead baby joke.

And about 270 other items.
McDonald's: brussel sprouts instead of french fries with the toy being a miniature plastic hussein and no burger.

wrong way to eat reeses: dipped in anchovy sauce


Is the joke including all of that or a separate one for each?
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Old May 7th, 2004, 09:46 PM       
I think it has to be one all-encompassing megajoke. :/

We made it into Reuters, though.
http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.j...toryID=5077624
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Old May 7th, 2004, 10:02 PM       
THERES NO WRONG WAY TO EAT A RESSES

there is a wrong way to beat a reeses.

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Old May 7th, 2004, 10:24 PM       
A blonde walks into a hospital and sees yo' mamma, who's so fat she needs two chairs to sit down. Anyway, the blonde walks up to her and says "Can you please help me, ma'am? My baby isn't waking up!" Yo' mamma takes a look at it and says "your baby's dead. But maybe there is something I can do." So she takes it and eats the whole goddamned thing in one sickening "splurch" sound. Cuz she's fat.
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Old May 8th, 2004, 12:41 AM       
For the "sad" meal: when the kid asks for his precious Goddamn happy meal, you bend down and take a shit on a plate and put that and the happy meal box into the McFlurry blender. The toy could be a Barbie doll ritualistically strapped into a "battering ram."

No real wrong way to eat a Reces, but there is a wrong way to eat a battery.
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Old May 8th, 2004, 12:54 AM       
Dead baby joke?

Whats worse than a dead baby in a garbage can?

A dead baby in ten garbage cans....
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Old May 8th, 2004, 04:55 AM       
I was never good at scavenger hunts.
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Old May 8th, 2004, 05:06 AM       
i swear to god i do not understand what some peoples' fascination with dead baby jokes is all about :/
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Old May 8th, 2004, 09:15 AM       
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A DEAD BABY AND AN APPLE?

I DON'T CUM ON MY APPLE BEFORE I EAT IT



HOW DO YOU MAKE A 2-YEAR OLD CRY TWICE?

WIPE YOUR BLOODY DICK ON HER TEDDY BEAR
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Old May 8th, 2004, 12:02 PM       
SAD MEAL:

Put two pictures of 9/11 tragedies on the box, the outside has the World Trade Center, the inside has a picture of John Ritter.
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