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Old Nov 3rd, 2004, 02:04 PM        Dear Bush voters. I am terribly sorry for this rant.
I cannot begin to express the full extent of my anger right now.


So I'm just going to type this in italics completely because ALL CAPS doesn't quite cut it in this situation.


I am nearly incandescent with rage. My anger is like unto that of a god. It is terrible.


I cannot believe that, even though the man has proven himself an idiot and complete power-mad lunatic time after time after time, you people STILL re-elected George Walker Bush, who is arguably evolution's greatest folly since the dodo. Dull-witted and useless.


I hope that you people who voted for Dubya are proud of yourselves and the fact that you have just basically spat on your own constitution just because a decieving coke-head alcoholic managed to scare you enough with all his talk about global terrorism just so you'd vote for him.


Don't you people get it? Are you as thick-headed as he is? Do you honestly believe that invading countries that supposedly harbor "terrorists" with no good reason, thereby alienating the rest of the world further and further and further and making everybody hate you more and more and more, is the proper way to deal with terrorism?

Lemme tell ya sumthin' buddy:


THAT IS NOT THE WAY YOU EFFECTIVELY DEAL WITH TERRORISM.


IN FACT, THAT IS ONE OF THE THINGS THAT EFFECTIVELY INCREASES TERRORISM.


I HOPE THAT ALL OF YOU PEOPLE THAT VOTED FOR BUSH REALIZE JUST WHAT KIND OF A NUMBSKULL YOUR GREAT HERO REALLY IS AND THAT YOU'VE INCREASED THE CHANCES OF WIPING OUT THE *ENTIRE WORLD* IN A HORRIBLE NUCLEAR FIRESTORM, WITH AT LEAST SEVERAL TENS OF PER CENTS.


I HOPE YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL PROUD OF YOURSELF, GIVE YOURSELF A PAT ON THE BACK.


CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE PUT US ALL IN GRAVE DANGER! SWELL JOB YOU MORONS. YOU INCREDIBLE *MORONS*!
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Old Nov 3rd, 2004, 03:03 PM       
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Old Nov 3rd, 2004, 03:05 PM       
You shut the fuck up.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2004, 03:10 PM       
Bush won...

What will become of us?
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Old Nov 3rd, 2004, 06:06 PM       
You said he scared people to vote for him, while you say that the people who did have "INCREASED THE CHANCES OF WIPING OUT THE *ENTIRE WORLD* IN A HORRIBLE NUCLEAR FIRESTORM"
who is the one scaring who?

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and the world is not going to be destroyed in a nuclear firestorm...
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Old Nov 3rd, 2004, 06:08 PM       
Remember to duct tape your windows in the event of a nuclear firestorm.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2004, 06:29 PM       
Fuck this, i'm just moving to Hiroshima. No one's gonna bomb the same place twice.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2004, 06:36 PM       
good idea, the radiation is basically gone
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Old Nov 3rd, 2004, 06:39 PM       
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Old Nov 3rd, 2004, 07:06 PM       
now george bush has proven that even bad publicity is good publicity

everyone spent the last 4 years complaining about bush and saying how he will 'destroy the whole world'

and you voted him into office

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Old Nov 3rd, 2004, 07:14 PM       
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I thought Sphincter X was from The Netheregions :/
He is from fucking the Netheregions but Sphicter X is a fucking drama queen and gets upset over shit that isn't even going to effect him. Its so fucking easy for him to get upset, and what better way for him to vent his whines than to rant to a bunch of people over the fucking internet?

Shit, if the world DOES go to fucking hell in a nuclear fireball death, its not like his life was that fucking important that he needed to live in the first place.

Feh, the "Netheregions" a country which exists only through courtesy of those who refrain from farting in the ocean.

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