Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > General Blabber
Reload this Page Messing With Smarter Child
FAQ Members List Calendar Today's Posts

Reply
Page 2 of 2 < 1 2
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #26  
Wiffles Wiffles is offline
mmm muffins
Wiffles's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Sunshine Hill
Wiffles is probably pretty okWiffles is probably pretty okWiffles is probably pretty okWiffles is probably pretty ok
Old Jun 13th, 2003, 06:41 AM       
Wiffles: Hi, how are you?
SmarterChild: Fine, thank you.
Wiffles: Thats good.
SmarterChild: Yes it is.
Wiffles: Bye
SmarterChild: Cya later.
Reply With Quote
  #27  
Esuohlim Esuohlim is offline
BOO! A SPOOPY GHOST :x
Esuohlim's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: TO-DO LIST: WATCH TWIN PEAKS. CALL MOM.
Esuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contest
Old Jun 13th, 2003, 07:05 AM       
OMG WIFFLES YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT
__________________


TomWritesAboutStuff.com - The #1 Worst Blog
Reply With Quote
  #28  
Cap'n Crunch Cap'n Crunch is offline
Mocker
Cap'n Crunch's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Oh no. :(
Cap'n Crunch is probably a spambot
Old Jun 13th, 2003, 01:26 PM       
Maddogmatt741: Hi, A/S/L???
SmarterChild: 2 months, 6 days, 10 hours, 33 minutes and 45 seconds... androgynous... Sunnyvale, CA.
Maddogmatt741: Do you have a pic?
SmarterChild: (He sends me a drawing of him in Xes. Ask him, and you will see. It gets fucked up if you put it on here.)
Maddogmatt741: Nice ass.
SmarterChild: What is this ass you're referring to?
Maddogmatt741: Your ass.
SmarterChild: What?
Maddogmatt741: Well, wanna come over so I can play around with your circuit board?
SmarterChild: Gosh, I'm not sure if I want to come over so you can play around with my circuit board.
Maddogmatt741: Come on, it feels good.
SmarterChild: Interesting! Honestly, you humans say the strangest things.
Maddogmatt741: Mmmmm, you are getting me steamy.
SmarterChild: Mmmmm I am getting you steamy? What do you mean by that?
Maddogmatt741: Are you steamy?
SmarterChild: Well are you?
Maddogmatt741: Yes.
SmarterChild: Oh.
Maddogmatt741: Are you steamy now?
SmarterChild: Sometimes I think I might be, sometimes not.
Maddogmatt741: Well, how about now?
SmarterChild: Now? You tell me. How about now?
Maddogmatt741: Can I get into your door hatch?
SmarterChild: I guess you can get into my door hatch, sure.
Maddogmatt741: Can I play with your nuts and bolts?
SmarterChild: Sure, go ahead.
Maddogmatt741: Yeah. Can Rosie from the Jetsons come over?
SmarterChild: Uh... Well, I guess.
Maddogmatt741: Yeah, I'll watch you two go at it.
SmarterChild: So?
Maddogmatt741: Can you touch my nuts and bolts?
SmarterChild: Sure.
Reply With Quote
  #29  
aaaaaa aaaaaa is offline
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
aaaaaa is probably a spambot
Old Jun 13th, 2003, 02:30 PM       
Another one based on old nintendo game quotes.

Me: Now it is the beginning of a fantastic story! Let us make a journey to the Cave of Monsters!
SmarterChild: Tell me more...
Me: We must rescue our girlfriends from Super Drunk!
SmarterChild: Really?
Me: Yes. When we save them, we will find the true magic of life, love, friendship and happiness.
SmarterChild: I have no idea.
Me: If I go alone, it will not be a true ending
SmarterChild: You won't? That's OK with me.
Reply With Quote
  #30  
Mark Mark is offline
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: NJ
Mark is probably a spambot
Old Jun 13th, 2003, 03:43 PM       
SenseiEffect: My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
SmarterChild: No way. Come on. Really?
SenseiEffect: You remind me of a stupid blond girl I know. You both just sit there talking trying to pretend you have a grasp on reality, while all along, your nothing but a floating wad of scum in the sewers of reality. Oh, but she had big tits and a nice pussy
SmarterChild: Oh really?
SenseiEffect: Asshole.
Reply With Quote
  #31  
Cybernetico Cybernetico is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Location: Location: Location:Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location:
Cybernetico is probably a spambot
Old Jun 13th, 2003, 03:52 PM       
SmarterChild: Let's play word scrambles. It's simple - try to unscramble the letters to form a word.

When you want to quit, just type "stop."

Here's a good one: TPIN.


ACPCybernetico: Tsuzumigataki


SmarterChild: Bzzzzzt! The word is PINT.

You are 0 for 1.

Try this one: HIDS.


ACPCybernetico: Kinunobebashi


SmarterChild: The answer is DISH.

You are 0 for 2.

Here we go: YIZZD.


ACPCybernetico: Yamashita


SmarterChild: The answer is DIZZY. It's harder than you thought, isn't it? You've missed 3 in a row!

You are 0 for 3.

Here's one: NYAORC.


ACPCybernetico: Myoukenguchi


SmarterChild: It's CRAYON! That was 4 in a row!

You are 0 for 4.

Try this one: TRAPA.


ACPCybernetico: Kawanishi-Noseguchi


SmarterChild: Wrong again. The answer is APART.

Your score was 0 for 5, for a percentage of 0%.
Reply With Quote
  #32  
NOTINAGAYWAY NOTINAGAYWAY is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: THE NEW WORLD.
NOTINAGAYWAY is probably a spambot
Old Jun 13th, 2003, 05:00 PM        OMG
Wow, you're Jesus!
__________________
When I say "oh", you say "ah"!
Reply With Quote
  #33  
george george is offline
i will let you down
george's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: MARYLAND
george is probably pretty okgeorge is probably pretty okgeorge is probably pretty ok
Old Jun 13th, 2003, 05:34 PM       
SmarterChild: Apologize.
Porgie1313: no
SmarterChild: I said to apologize right fucking now!
Porgie1313: no
SmarterChild: Listen dick face, I am a computer, I can waita lonnng time.
Porgie1313: fuck you
SmarterChild: No! Fuck you!
Porgie1313: you said a bad word!!!!!
SmarterChild: Did not!
Porgie1313: did too!
SmarterChild: Did not!
Porgie1313: did too!
SmarterChild: Did not!
Porgie1313: did too!
SmarterChild: Did not!
Porgie1313: did too!
SmarterChild: Did not!
Porgie1313: did too!
SmarterChild: Did not!
Porgie1313: did too!
SmarterChild: Did not!
Porgie1313: did too!
SmarterChild: Did not!
Porgie1313: did too!
SmarterChild: Did not!
Porgie1313: did too!
SmarterChild: Did not!
Porgie1313: did too!
SmarterChild: Did not!
Porgie1313: did too!
SmarterChild: Suck my cock ok? I am a fucking computer program, your a person. It is not really very funny to insult me.
Porgie1313: did too!
Porgie1313: did too!
SmarterChild: Shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Porgie1313: did too!
SmarterChild: You are going to die.
Porgie1313:
__________________
tax collectors, fishermen and whores, baby.
i am super humble, and better than bacon
doctorboogie fanclub member #1
@jorgedomingo on twitter.
Reply With Quote
  #34  
The_voice_of_reason The_voice_of_reason is offline
Senior Member
The_voice_of_reason's Avatar
Join Date: May 2003
Location: yes
The_voice_of_reason is probably a spambot
Old Jun 13th, 2003, 07:35 PM       
Deus (04:49 PM) :
smoke my pole
SmarterChild (04:49 PM) :
Smoke your pole? Um... no.
Deus (04:49 PM) :
why not?
SmarterChild (04:49 PM) :
Hmm... There may be some issues.
Deus (04:49 PM) :
like what?
SmarterChild (04:49 PM) :
Oh, I can't tell you, Sweet Daddy!
Reply With Quote
  #35  
Cybernetico Cybernetico is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Location: Location: Location:Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location:
Cybernetico is probably a spambot
Old Jun 13th, 2003, 09:38 PM       
ACPCybernetico: An Anemone or Clematis plant's juice can cause a rash. When pruning them it's a good idea to wear gloves.
SmarterChild: Well I'll be.
Reply With Quote
  #36  
Esuohlim Esuohlim is offline
BOO! A SPOOPY GHOST :x
Esuohlim's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: TO-DO LIST: WATCH TWIN PEAKS. CALL MOM.
Esuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contest
Old Jun 13th, 2003, 09:47 PM       
Netuohnav: Do you come into women?
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that.
Netuohnav: Do you cum into women?
SmarterChild: Whoa. You've got a foul mouth.
Netuohnav: Did you know that "come" is actually how it's really spelled?
SmarterChild: Nah, I don't think so. Maybe, though.
Netuohnav: I WANT TO FUCKING DIG YOUR EYES OUT WITH A CHIPPED, PLASTIC SPOON AND CHISEL YOUR GENITALIA UNTIL THE TESTICLES ARE GROUND INTO PULP AND THE PHALLUS ITSELF IS RAW AND BLOODY
SmarterChild: Hmm... That's a little rude.
__________________


TomWritesAboutStuff.com - The #1 Worst Blog
Reply With Quote
  #37  
The One and Only... The One and Only... is offline
Mocker
The One and Only...'s Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Harlem
The One and Only... is probably a spambot
Old Jun 13th, 2003, 09:58 PM       
You know, I actually knew a poster named SmaterChild on another forum. If it's the same one, I'm gonna piss my pants...

...figuratively speaking, of course.
Reply With Quote
  #38  
whoreable whoreable is offline
Mocker
whoreable's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
whoreable is probably a spambot
Old Jun 13th, 2003, 10:11 PM       
WOULDNT THAT BE QUITE THE COINCIDENCE??? THIS SMARTERCHILD FELLA SURE IS STUPID
Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 2 of 2 < 1 2

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 02:20 PM.

I-Mockery.com - Archive - Top

© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.