From Working For The Man To Being The Man

[McClain]

Hahaha... I'm gonna' be a cop. Watch the fuck out, slappy.

[Cybernetico]

I won't let you bring me down.

Anyway, congrats? What exactly will you be doing? Details!

[Mockery]

FINALLY a real reason to use this emoticon:

[MetalMilitia]

[Geggy]

let's celebrate with donuts and a box of joes...mcclain's paying!

[glowbelly]

post pictures of yourself in the uniform

[New Noise]

Cops aren't the man. Cops are tools.

[glowbelly]

teenage angst alert teenage angst alert

[Krythor]

So how closely does training compare to how it's portrayed in Police Academy?

[Aneurysm]

Identicle, I'd like to think.

[sadie]

identicle tenticles.

i've no love lost for policemen, though i know some somewhere must be in it altruistically.

[Aneurysm]

Yeah but most are probably in it for the power.

Or because they get to carry a gun, I mean, that's a good enough reason.

[MetalMilitia]

have you met the guy that makes funny sounds yet?

man he was awsome.

[McClain]

Originally Posted by Krythor

So how closely does training compare to how it's portrayed in Police Academy?

I don't know. They won't send me until they have the money. But you have to get the training within one year or you lose your arrest powers.
According to my good friend, it's got some intense portions. As far as the physical regimen is concerned it should pale in comparison to boot camp. But I'll let you know when I'm there.

[The One and Only...]

Well damn.

McClain is the enforcer of the enemy.

[Aneurysm]

You're wrong because stairs are the only enemy. Clearly.

[DamnthatDavid]

Congrats man.

To use a 90's pop-culture phrase "You da man!"

A friend of mine went through Navy Boot, and went through Police training. Said boot breaks ya down and stomps on your balls, but police academy just fondles em.

[Aneurysm]

Sounds like a sweet deal.

[Dole]

So McLain, Good cop or Bad cop?



I picture:

crossed with

[Aneurysm]

[Lil' Johnny]

You are the worst person ever.

[Aneurysm]

I've been called worse.

[Lil' Johnny]

Originally Posted by Lil' Johnny

You are the worst person ever.

[Skulhedface]

I got you beat, McClain.

I might be... a RENT a Cop!

[McClain]

Security, eh? Whatever works for you man. Decent money. Funny thing is that a lot of folks think that getting in to security or being a jailer is the next step toward law enforcement. I'm not charging you with such an offense... but that action couldn't be more retarded.
When a department looks to hire someone, the last thing they give a shit about is if someone was a security guard or a babysitter for convicted thugs.

I have no doubt in my mind that I'll be the worst cop ever. EVAR. I have every intention on meeting my moving violations quota solely with people who fail to use turn signals.

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"No officer, I don't."
"Well," I'll say. "Your turn signal light is busted."
"No it's not," the purp with retort.
"It's not?" I'll ask. "So you willfully neglected to use it?"
"Oh... I see. Yes officer. It's broke," they'll say trying to be coy.
"Broken tail light is a $80 fine, shithead."

FTW.