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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 04:16 PM        Short Takes
I just read George Carlin's Brain Droppings and I thought it'd be a good way to kill time if we post our own Short Takes. Post anything remotely funny, even if it's only two words. Try not to go above a paragraph, or else it's a monolouge, isn't it?... Well, a short one anyways. Feel free to quote, if you wish, and be original.

"White People Fucked Up the Blues"
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 04:17 PM       
The KGB killed Raspution.
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 04:19 PM       
When I saw Bugs Bunny in drag, I wondered why. Well, now it's time to reveal that to a psychricast, huh?
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 04:24 PM       
Satan is my business partner. He gives me the people, I let him start the wars.
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 04:29 PM       
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 08:38 PM       
Your Pareie Dog is Out to Get You.
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 08:40 PM       
What Household Item Gives You VD? Hint Hint; It's Not Inanimate.
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 08:41 PM       
I Have Summed Up the Two Sexes: Men, the Producers of Seed, and Women, the Swallowers of Seed.
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Old Mar 13th, 2003, 07:41 PM       
You realize that you are spamming, and that isn't cool, and there is a rule against it here, i think.
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Old Mar 13th, 2003, 10:25 PM       
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You realize that you are spamming, and that isn't cool, and there is a rule against it here, i think.
This isn't spam, it's random humor.
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Old Mar 13th, 2003, 10:26 PM       
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Old Mar 13th, 2003, 10:27 PM       
Whenever I see a horror film, I always wonder how many people jacked off to it.
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Old Mar 14th, 2003, 01:09 AM       
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Old Mar 14th, 2003, 04:12 PM       
If you have sex in Denver, does that count as joining the Mile-High Club?
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Old Mar 14th, 2003, 06:19 PM       
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Newark is an anagram of wanker - or is it the other way round?
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Old Mar 14th, 2003, 10:39 PM       
Max Guess Who Sucks
Is that short enough
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Old Mar 15th, 2003, 12:41 AM       
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Old Mar 15th, 2003, 02:04 AM       
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Max Guess Who Sucks
Is that short enough
Prof Guess Who doesn't give a fuck?
Is that blunt enough?
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Old Mar 15th, 2003, 02:09 AM       
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Old Mar 18th, 2003, 02:55 AM       
Mooseboy Guess Who ?



It's T.V.'s Hawkeye from M*A*S*H* and he has come all the way from korea to give an very Important message to you!




SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TWO HEADED COCKSUCKER. NOBODY GIVES A FUCK WHO YOU ARE!"
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Old Mar 19th, 2003, 08:33 PM       
Who decided to put the word "fun" in funeral?
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Old Mar 19th, 2003, 10:27 PM       
Oh i get it

short takes
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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 02:33 AM       
Yes short...

As in Max's penile length.
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Old Mar 20th, 2003, 06:34 PM       
My penis is recongnized by the NRA as a highly favorable weapon.
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