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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 06:26 PM       
I liked Puch Drunk Love. I got all of it because I'm smart AND go to Starbucks so there :raspberry
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 07:39 PM       
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 07:57 PM       
Punch Drunk Love was a great movie. The only Adam Sandler movie I've seen where I haven't once felt the urge to put my fist through the screen.

I heard something about how the scene with the car crash and the organ being dropped off was meant to represent something tragic happening later in the movie followed by something great. What a crock of shit.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 08:01 PM       
I hate it when people look too deeply into symbolism. Which is why I've never really liked Lynch
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 09:21 PM       
Parts of it were kind of fabricated fragmentism, so it was really a lame attempt at symbolism and/or disjunction. However, there were too many brilliant parts to deny it.
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 10:03 PM       
I think it gets pretty darn ugly when a commercial of a movie starts to make a sense its own as a seperate movie

That or may be one of those FAST fucking commercials where some shit blows up everydamn nano-second, every fucking cars flip at your face, all the strippers in Las Vegas crack some sexual innuendos while being accompanied by "The Rock" theme song while Ben Afflec says some stupid shit like, "You ready?" is a sure sign of a movie that has little or nothing to offer except some utterly pointless (see above)
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Old Dec 25th, 2003, 12:09 AM       
You know any movie that uses the "Made by the people who produced/directed/peeped in/shitted out [POPULAR MOVIE!]" line is full of shit. Come on now, why should John Q. Public even fucking care about that shit? It's just a desperate attempt to pander to film nerds to get them to see a shitty movie on the cred of any other movie?

Who cares?
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Old Dec 25th, 2003, 01:05 AM       
I had a change of heart about that movie
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Old Dec 25th, 2003, 03:15 AM       
HOW YOU CAN TELL ITS A BAD THREAD

C++ STARTED TI OR *WHATEVER* HIS NAME IS :rolELEYS
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Old Dec 25th, 2003, 02:06 PM       
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Old Feb 14th, 2004, 02:58 AM       
HEY.....that last post was posted on Christmas!

his meaningless and pathetic bump of an old topic is brought to you by...Grandpa Stevie's Apple Cookies! If you want the best, then get Stevie's!
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Old Feb 14th, 2004, 04:18 AM       
hey I thought signs was a pretty hgood movie you shut your mought

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Old Feb 14th, 2004, 07:18 AM       
Any film described as a 're-imagining'
Any remake of a good old english movie done shit by americans (get carter, italian job etc)
...cant believe the coen brothers have remade the Ladykillers with tom fucking hanks!! GRRRR!!!
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Old Feb 14th, 2004, 04:02 PM       
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 11:14 AM       
-if it features talking dogs (as the main selling point)
-if the poster features two people leaning towards each other looking smug (pretty woman style)
-if 'love' is in the title
-if it tries desperatly to introduce a new catchphrase into society


what is it with horror movies these days that you can pick out the survivors (and order the others die)by looking at the assembled cast of characters? when i was watching wrong turn i saw every death coming a mile away.
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Old Feb 18th, 2004, 02:16 AM       
It had a bad um... prequel?
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 10:24 AM       
why did siskel have to die?
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Old Feb 21st, 2004, 03:16 PM       
a) stars dmx
b) stars steven segal*
c) stars dmx and steven segal

*with exception of under siege as it had gary busey dressed as a woman
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Old Feb 21st, 2004, 07:05 PM       
1) is based on a videogame
2)has a videogame released the same week the movie is released (matrix reloaded)
3)has any affiliation with MTV
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 08:56 AM       
what about beavis and butthead do america, sure i found my copy without a box in a carpark, but its still a cool movie
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Old Feb 25th, 2004, 08:28 PM       
hey i wonder what protoclown thinks of this thread now.
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