FUCKING DUMBASS TEACHER!

[n0skillz gamer]

My stupid teacher gives us homework that goes exactly with the book... and we dont have a book at our house. Our school is too damned poor/cheap to afford a geography book or some shit like that lol. So how the fuck can i do my homework without a book. He just tells us to use our notes... but in case that dumbass forgot... WE DONT FUCKING TAKE NOTES IN HIS CLASS! He's too busy talkin about his nephew in the special ops and stupid shit about his family all the damned time. He tries to make us sound stupid by saying random shit that sounds smart. He also says shit in the middle of class like, "If I put you and my nephew in a dark room and he had a fingernail filer, he would be the only one coming out." Personally... I DONT GIVE A FUCK YOU DUMBASS! Anybody else have a dumbass teacher when you were in school?

[Evil Robot]

I never had any teachers that I considered dumb, but I knew plenty of students like you that I considered dipshits that had no respect for other peoples efforts.
As far as you and his son in a dark room together, you would die of his latent homosexual son's military style anal fingernail stabing.

[Jixby Phillips]

BECKA SANTOS IS A BITCH AM I RIGHT

[AChimp]

I had a teacher who kept talking about Hitler. He also tried to fill our minds with bullshit conspiracy theory paranoia and other random crap that he came up with (like that you're guilty until proven innocent in Canadian courts, but the reverse in U.S. courts).

One day he walked into class and yelled "ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Fuhrer!" (the main Nazi slogan - "A people, a realm, a leader") and all he got was stunned silence... especially from those of us who've seen lots of WW2 documentaries and knew what he had just yelled.

Fortunately, one day in the middle of January, he slipped while getting out of his car and tore his calf muscle in half. He had to go on disability for an entire year and I didn't have to listen to his garbage anymore.

For the record, he had almost 80 Hitler references in half a year. I told my brother to count them when he had the guy for history two years later, and the count was 141.

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by AChimp

For the record, he had almost 80 Hitler references in half a year. I told my brother to count them when he had the guy for history two years later, and the count was 141.

I wonder if he has a Hitler memorial/altar at his house? The only thing intriguing about Hitler to me is how he was able to get so many people under his spell ... then I look at George Bush and listen to talk radio and the mystery is revealed.

[Ninjavenom]

I never had any teachers that I considered dumb, but I knew plenty of students like you that I considered dipshits that had no respect for other peoples efforts.
As far as you and his son in a dark room together, you would die of his latent homosexual son's military style anal fingernail stabing.

truth incarnate.

The teacher isn't a bitch because she makes you work or stop talking, you two-ton pile of mephitic horseshit.

[CaptainBubba]

[Les Waste]

Chimp, maybe he was just like the protagonist in the book "White Noise."

[sadie]

gamer, if your teacher stuck to the topic all the time, you'd be complaining he was fucking boring. it's always something. so just shut up.

my senior english teacher had just recovered from a nervous breakdown the year before. she sat on the edge of her desk melodramatically reminiscing about the time she met her idol, elizabeth taylor, while we talked amongst ourselves. it was "fun."

[Bod]

My Maths teacher taught us all about gambling and the mathematics in working out odds. We all put money on a horse-race. It was great fun and he was the bookie. Imagine our disgust when he wound up with all our cash.

[sadie]

lol.

my ninth-grade algebra teacher was a fucking pervert. i never had to do any work. wearing a mini-skirt and flirting with him was well worth those a's to used-to-be me.

[Esuohlim]

I had a teacher who could never get any of our names right, and obviously had no clue about the math she was teaching. We'd ask a question, she'd be sitting there trying to figure it out and then pull the book out and flip pages until she got to a point where she says "We don't have to know that, since it won't be on any tests."

I got an A in math that year.

[pissed off salesman]

I had a teacher once who had a severe drug addiction. one time he was walking into class, and he sat in his desk and whipped out a giant bag of cocaine, he then proceeded to pour it on his desk and shout heil hitler! and then snorting a lot of cocaine and passing out, afterwards a teacher cam in to see him and called the principal

[Evil Robot]

OMG! ONe time at band camp.......

[punkgrrrlie10]

Um..since it's geography can't you just look it up online?

[AChimp]

Originally Posted by Les Waste

Chimp, maybe he was just like the protagonist in the book "White Noise."

I was thinking more along the lines of Apt Pupil.