What you like in the opposite sex?

[Helm]

No, I was being completely sincere, fag.

[Dole]

it's whatever my wife is at any given moment in time

She....she...mutates??

[Supercooldude]

Ok unlike all the assclowns above me I will give SERIOUS response to the questoin posed!!

What do I look for in a girl...

-cute face
-tall... I am 6'3 so I can't have her be any lower then about 5'8
-not fat (but not anarexic-looking either)
-no piercings, tattoos, or other blemishes on her body (piercings only on the ears are ok but other than that I think it's gross)
-healthy (i don't want someone who's on like fifty different medications or has to go to the doctor all the time)
-nice voice (haha I know this does'nt bother most people, but I just can't stand annoying voices - I would dump a girl with an annoying voice even if she was a supermodel)
-boobs can't be so small that her chest looks like a male's but they don't have to be big although no harm if they are
-natural looking, especially her skin... I hate dark tans... I don't mind darker skin if she's naturally dark, but I hate white girls with dark tans, it just looks so unnatural and gross
-reasonably smart (not necessarily a genious, but can't be a total bimbo)
And most important of all - not a slut... preferably a virgin but those are hard to find so if she's been with a few guys I guess I'd have to accept that... but she definately can't have been with too many guys. I would say about 3 guys is my limit.

[Jixby Phillips]

"I would say about 3 guys is my limit."

GROOOSS YOU'RE GAY GROOSSSSSS

[Jixby Phillips]

HE JUST SAID HE'D HAVE SEX WITH 3 GUYS AT ONCE EEEWWW

I'M GOING TO VOMIT AND THEN SLIT MY WRISTS

[Mr. Vagiclean]

super you are not cool at all whay don't you bop on a ball mr i am too tall to fall for a GAL, there

[Anonymous]

supercool i fit all of those criteria do you want to date

oh wait i'm only 5' 6.5" is that okay i'll be waiting to hear back

[Rongi]

all of my criteria for women can be summed up by that sir mix a lot song

[WTF]

Originally Posted by Supercooldude

And most important of all - not a slut... preferably a virgin but those are hard to find so if she's been with a few guys I guess I'd have to accept that... but she definately can't have been with too many guys. I would say about 3 guys is my limit.

Sorry, but Mother Superior is a no go, kiddo!