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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 09:12 PM        HEY ALL YOU MEN OUT THERE!
Have you ever felt like you had to take a dump, so you go and sit down on the toilet, but it turns out you just had to pee really bad, and then you realize you just went pee like a woman?

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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 09:18 PM       
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 09:28 PM       
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 10:09 PM       
i have a prince albert and i've been pissing sitting down for 7 years i think about it all the time
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 10:10 PM       
real men pee sitting down
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 10:14 PM       
yeah oh geez what am i goinna do i pee sitting down sometimes :cry :cry
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 10:15 PM       
when i pee sitting down i clog the toilet.

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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 10:28 PM       
I've had this done vice-versa, but that's not interesting at all.
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Old Feb 8th, 2005, 12:42 AM       
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Old Feb 8th, 2005, 03:47 AM       
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i have a prince albert and i've been pissing sitting down for 7 years i think about it all the time
Does your pee squirt all over the place? Cause i heard that is the big downside to having a metal rod skewering your dick .
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Old Feb 8th, 2005, 04:37 AM       
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i have a prince albert and i've been pissing sitting down for 7 years i think about it all the time
I've considered gettin one of those but I'm afraid of what'll happen when it's in use outside of the bathroom, IF YOU CATCH MY MEANING
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Old Feb 8th, 2005, 08:26 AM       
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Old Feb 8th, 2005, 09:10 AM       
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Old Feb 8th, 2005, 03:15 PM       
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Does your pee squirt all over the place? Cause i heard that is the big downside to having a metal rod skewering your dick .
it doesn't squirt all over the place but it can ricochet off of the ring so if you don't position yourself in a certain way, it could get off target. i have long since mastered this technique, but when given the option, i will always choose to piss sitting down.

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I've considered gettin one of those but I'm afraid of what'll happen when it's in use outside of the bathroom, IF YOU CATCH MY MEANING
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Old Feb 8th, 2005, 03:53 PM       
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Old Feb 9th, 2005, 03:11 AM       
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Old Feb 9th, 2005, 03:14 AM       
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Old Feb 9th, 2005, 03:16 AM       
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Old Feb 9th, 2005, 03:18 AM       
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Old Feb 9th, 2005, 04:39 AM       
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Old Feb 9th, 2005, 05:04 AM       
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Old Feb 9th, 2005, 05:43 AM       
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Old Feb 9th, 2005, 07:36 PM       
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Old Feb 9th, 2005, 11:28 PM       
I never piss sitting down. When I'm taking a shit and have to piss, I quickly stand up to do it and then sit back down.
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