Best cars and drinks to hit an Anime Fan with...

[The Whackmiester]

I know, I know, this isn't really a group that actually drives drunk, you ain't monsters, but I still gotta do this anyway. Which cars or other vehicles do you think are the best to hit Anime fans with and what drink is best when your driving it?

My list of best cars to hit an anime fan with....

Hummer and Dwarven Ale: Yeah yeah, I know, dwarven ale doesn't exist, but it's supposed to be very strong shit.... and so is a hummer if you're driving it down a steep hill with the pedal to the freakin' floor! Nothing says "Fuck Anime" like crashing a DBZ fan convention by crashing through the wall and turning Goku Fanboys into big red stains on your tires!

Combine Harvester and about seven kegs of Vodka: One massive vehicle with Spinning Blades in the front, one hammered guy who hates anime fans, and a guy who jacks off to Sailor Moon... you do the math!

Abrham Tank and twenty crates of labatt blue: Either run 'em over or blow 'em away and then open the couplet (spelling error) and shout "Look mom! I can shoot people when I'm shnockered!"

Gravedigger and Irish Booze: Let's face it, not all of us are merciless, we want to let some anime fans go to hell in style, don't we? So what better way to go then being squished to a red blob by Gravedigger and by some odd chance getting impaled with a non-descript anime action figure.

Beatle and 20 kegs of stolen french wine: On the other hand, we sometimes like to humiliate the anime fans. Now answer me this: What is more humiliating then being run over by a beatlle that is driven by a guy wasted on weak-ass french wine? Oh wait... that's coming up....

Pink Moped and Coors Light: Now, I defy you to find one more humiliating death (caused by drunk driving) than being run over by a hammered guy on a friggin' pink moped! Find a more humiliating death and win enough clean pairs of underpants to last 10,000 years of nuclear war (that is to say if the earth doesn't fly off it's axis and go right into the sun after the first three or five missiles.) and trust me: You'll be thankful you had the underpants!

[Karl Hungus]

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[The Whackmiester]

Originally Posted by Karl Hungus

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*sniff* Do I smell a spammer?

[thebiggameover]

no, thats just you sucking...

[The Whackmiester]

Originally Posted by thebiggameover

no, thats just you sucking...

alright, let me retry that, but keep in mind that you should stick to the subject.

Originally Posted by Karl Hungus

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Aww... Baby Spammer want his bottle?

[Karl Hungus]

responding to my post on two seperate occasions is truly classless.

by the way, have you met ArrowX?

[The Whackmiester]

Originally Posted by Karl Hungus

responding to my post on two seperate occasions is truly classless.

by the way, have you met ArrowX?

I did, but we really should get back on topic, don't you think?

[thebiggameover]

no. lets talk about how stupid it is to try and insult people by calling them "spammers"...

[Mr. Vagiclean]

shut up and do the math!

[ArrowX]

Wait. Did that fucker just try and switch the subject over to me!?!? What kind of pink hymen face are you?