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Old Jan 31st, 2006, 02:09 AM        I AM A GIANTIC ASS
so, i went out with this one girl named Alex, you prolly dont remember the other thread i made awhile back about a triangle i had between her and some other girl. We went out during the holidays and she broke up with me on christmas.

Her reasons behind it were that she was moving to LA and didnt want to be tied to a long distance relationship. I understood and agreed. We kinda talked but eventually fell out of contact.

The other day while at the mall i saw her working at a peircing kiosik. I felt a rage overcome me. She had strait up LIED to me. My friend who was with me grabbed my arm and told me to keep walking.

Over the next couple of days i sat in my own rage, ranting and raving about the pain she caused me and how she stabbed me in the back.

Well i confronted her online about it.

and this is why i am a gigantic ass.

I forgot she had a twin. Not an Identical Twin, but they look close enough to be confused.

and i remembered this after i yelled at her for lying to me. She then sent me an e-mail with pictures of her in class in LA.

yeah, im gonna go hide under a rock for the next few years
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Old Jan 31st, 2006, 03:04 AM       
I think this was an episode of Sister Sister once.
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Old Jan 31st, 2006, 03:04 AM       
go hide under a rock, it'll make us all happy.
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Old Jan 31st, 2006, 06:55 AM       
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go hide under a rock, it'll make us all happy.
go die of aids it'll make us all happy.
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Old Jan 31st, 2006, 08:33 AM       
emotions get you in all sorts of trouble...that's why I had mine surgically removed....
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Old Jan 31st, 2006, 02:46 PM       
ha, thats classic rocket. At least you didnt shag her, eh?
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Old Jan 31st, 2006, 02:59 PM       
That girl would have to have a heart of stone not to find that funny.
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Old Feb 1st, 2006, 11:34 PM       
Ah, don't feel bad. Just shag the twin. It'll make you feel better. Or was she the third party in the triangle?
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Old Feb 2nd, 2006, 12:41 AM       
No, the other was a girl named William or some shit.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2006, 12:59 AM       
Her name was Ash.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2006, 01:01 AM       
Pardon me, I see that I was mistaken. Thank you for correcting my error.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2006, 09:50 PM       
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Old Feb 2nd, 2006, 10:26 PM       
You know, when it's comes to chicks and ass, some guys forget the simple things.

Like names.
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Old Feb 6th, 2006, 02:22 PM       
only on bum lays....you remember the good ones.
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Old Feb 6th, 2006, 04:40 PM       
THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN
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