Chuck Noris

[lumpisan]

Chuck Noris.He is god.

random facts:
Chuck Noris single habdidly won the Vietnam War

Juda did not hang himself . Chuck Noris found out that he had betrayed his pal Jesus and ripped his spine out of his ass.

CHuck Noris always wins at Connect Four. In three moves.

Four things are eternal: God, Jesus, Satan, and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris saved a group of cambodian orphans from a giant turtle dragon by shoooting it with his eye lasers.

Chuck Norris destroyed the Roman EMpire. by hand.

Chuck Norris once ran around the world twenty times in one day, and still had enough time left that day to solve riddle of the sphinx.

Chuck Norris doesnt care if i speel his name right or wrong and if you comllain, he'll eat you.

CHuck Norris once beat up a gang of ninjas useing only his wits, his strength, and a misget as a club.

[TwinkieFace]

Woah that's crazy where'd you find that

[lumpisan]

Originally Posted by TwinkieFace

Woah that's crazy where'd you find that

i know it all.

[Womti]

so, did I ever tell you guys about that time me and chuck norris walked into a bar together?

[lumpisan]

Originally Posted by dale

so, did I ever tell you guys about that time me and chuck norris walked into a bar together?

Chuck Norris does not walk into a bar. He walks THROUGH THE BAR DAmMIT!

[Chojin]

Not on this board, dickface. Not ever.