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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 09:34 PM       
:/ I posted it for a while...
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 11:33 PM       
yea that was great but it lasted like 4 min but 8 min of footage? looool
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 11:41 PM       
I'm glad I wasn't the only one that felt really creepy while they were watching that.. thing.
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 11:42 PM       
Fartins is fucking horrific!
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 11:49 PM       
Thoroughly disturbing.
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Old Dec 16th, 2006, 12:23 AM       
martinfowler, i couldn't help but wonder how your kids must've felt while wearing those "masks" for your show...and how that's probably only the tip of the proverbial iceberg.
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Old Dec 16th, 2006, 12:52 AM       
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Mine should have arrived at its intended recievee by now. There's something wrong with the post offices here in LA.
there is nothing wrong with our post offices, you are just lazy and sent your shit out late and now you are blaming it on the post office.
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Old Dec 16th, 2006, 12:54 AM       
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zelda you fucked up big time.....you gave a crappy gift....and had a crappy story even when you got awesome gifts that i would gladly have ( no offense seththomas)

The unicorn set was awesome, the duck was awesome and all you did was make a face with it? I think poppers and various others speak with me on this that you should re-do the story.....

and make a real story.....plus dont try to comment me back saying that im small.....i made a story and i put effort into it. I gave store-bought gifts not shit i found lying around....

Seriously...who wants Zelda to re-do the story with the awesome stuff he got...

Even rog got pissed at you...

ROG make him redo his story!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Dec 16th, 2006, 02:28 AM       
Fartin is a work of art.
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Old Dec 16th, 2006, 02:34 AM       
That was great fartin!

You should do more youtube stuff!
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Old Dec 16th, 2006, 03:45 AM       
Fartin, you are a very strange man. I dig it.
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Old Dec 16th, 2006, 04:18 AM       
Fartin your one scary guy.
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Old Dec 16th, 2006, 09:06 AM       
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martinfowler, i couldn't help but wonder how your kids must've felt while wearing those "masks" for your show...and how that's probably only the tip of the proverbial iceberg.
My older daughter had actually done the mask thing for a friend and suggested to use it for the video...The whole video was planned and done by her, I just did the scary acting .
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Old Dec 16th, 2006, 11:03 AM       
you're a grand actor.
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Old Dec 16th, 2006, 12:08 PM       
Actually, I don't want to see more of zelda. It's not like he's going to suddenly become worthwhile if he tries again.
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Old Dec 16th, 2006, 01:10 PM       
well it'd be fair to poppers......she gave him a great gift and he cant even make a decent story...

lol its weird....we dont even have all our stories up and thers like 29 pages of comments but the first secret santa only had 12
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Old Dec 16th, 2006, 01:38 PM       
I finally got my Secret Santa pics taken. Wheeeee!

A SECRET SANTA XMAS BY PROTOCLOWN
(IN ANNOYING ALL-CAPS)



OMG A BOX FROM AUSTRALIAVILLE!


OOOOOOH, FANCY THAT!


HOLY SHITBUCKETS! THERE ARE PRESENTS IN THIS BOX! IT IS NOT JUST BREATHABLE AIR FROM AUSTRALIA!


A VERITABLE CORNUCOPIA OF PRESENTS! (CORN NOT INCLUDED)


AND A FREE LOVE LETTER! FROM SNOOGANS! THE INSIDES ARE FOR MY EYES ONLY, SO YOU JUST BUTT OUT, MISTER!


I WILL EAT AUSTRALIAN CHERRY CHOCOLATE CANDY FIRST!


GODDAMMIT CAT! THIS IS NOT FOR YOU!


IS THERE NUTRITION? THERE IS NO NUTRITION


I GUESS I'LL GO EAT WORMS


REMEMBER WAY BACK WHEN I SAID I WOULD EAT WORMS? HERE I AM DOING IT!


OH NO! MIXING AUSTRALIAN CANDIES TOGETHER CAUSES...BLOOD PROBLEMS!


I WIPE AWAY BLOOD PROBLEMS WITH MOONINITE ABSORBANCY!


NOW IT IS SERIOUS TIME


THIS IS A LITTLE LESS SERIOUS HERE


NOW I WILL SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU UP


DINOSAURS ARE GAY


MONKEY AIR FRESHENER IS NOT TO BE EATEN. ALSO, IT WARNS ABOUT STAINS. I GUESS MONKEY LIKES TO PEE EVERYWHERE


I DON'T KNOW


THERE IS NOTHING FRESH ABOUT THIS AIR


IT'S TIME TO GET THIS PARTY POPPIN'


CAT IS NOT SCARED


I AM NOT SCARED


PHOTOGRAPHER IS DEAD

I also had a couple short movies of me popping the party poppers, but unfortunately the lighting is not so good in my friend Rachael's room, and you can barely see anything, so I don't really see much point in posting them. You can hear me just fine but it's kind of hard to make out much detail. I was trying to scare her cat with the loud "bang" of the party popper, but it wasn't very loud at all and he really didn't give a shit that confetti was raining down all around him.

Anyway, thanks to Snoogans for sending me all that stuff! And the candy is really good! The fake blood tastes like shit though!
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Old Dec 16th, 2006, 02:23 PM       
Proto, That was awsome, how was the cd btw?
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Old Dec 16th, 2006, 02:47 PM       
Snoogans seems like a cool guy he should post more Is that the sound track to the movie Run Lola Run or the movie?
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Old Dec 16th, 2006, 03:10 PM       
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Snoogans seems like a cool guy he should post more Is that the sound track to the movie Run Lola Run or the movie?
Its the score i believe to the movie
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Old Dec 16th, 2006, 04:06 PM       
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well it'd be fair to poppers......she gave him a great gift and he cant even make a decent story...

lol its weird....we dont even have all our stories up and thers like 29 pages of comments but the first secret santa only had 12
I hate zelda, but the whole story thing is optional, according to the rules and mockery (see the commentary thread ). So not everyone is going to be talking about cock sucking while showing pictures of their stuff.
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Old Dec 16th, 2006, 04:33 PM       
It's the soundtrack to the movie, and to be honest, I haven't had a listen to it yet. But I will...SOON!
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Old Dec 16th, 2006, 04:43 PM       
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That cracked me the fuck up dude! Awesome story!
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Old Dec 16th, 2006, 05:22 PM       
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It's the soundtrack to the movie, and to be honest, I haven't had a listen to it yet. But I will...SOON!
you should listen to it asap. i own it and its a technolicious good time.
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Old Dec 17th, 2006, 01:01 AM       
okay, so i need to preface this by saying i accidentally threw out the box and note sent from our dear friend Emu, but rest assured, i read them. He mentioned the contents and said he hoped i would enjoy them. I decided to take some pictures with my woman to deteremine whether or not i really did, in fact, enjoy his gift.



lookin' good



hi bubby!



i brought a hot dog!



*yoink*



OMG you made dinnerz



what do you think?



no fudz



i have a surprise! A Smorgasboard or foreign snacks!



Wacky Chocolate Pirate Shits! Wow!



*pour*



i eat it



meh



*chomp*



ohhh yeahhh



it's good i guess



now we try BOY BAWANG, garlic flavor!



eugh



zooooom



meh



*chomp*



meh



howabout some Shrimpy Chips!



*pour*



BARF, WRETCH, SNOT



*twitch*



WHAT THE FUCK YOU ASSHOLE



well, some banana blizz-blazz will wash it down right



:M



*cut*



FUCK! Why?!



*snicker*



AUGH



*blurry chug*



GEE, THANKS EMU



howbout the pocky, then?



*smoke*



noooooo!



....eat it? wtf



*wretch*



*walrus**walrus*



*open mouthed chomp*



try Crunky bar!



fancy



naked and crispy



ugh



UGH!



*lick*



"frankly, i'm unimpressed. i'm leaving, jerk"







BAI >;{








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