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Old Dec 15th, 2007, 02:19 PM       
Yays! i got my gifts pics will be up later today, thank you marioRPG
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Old Dec 15th, 2007, 07:09 PM       
* I NOW PRESENT UNCLE_SHAMS HUMUNGUS, BIG ASS CHRISTMAS STORY OF SUSPENCE AND MYSTERY!!!*

as told mostly by my cat




brought to you by Gas-ex "if you have gas.... just fart i guess."



i awoke one morning to the sound of my cat in a fit





i roused in a daze, i glared at the cat sprawled on the floor directing me to the door



i followed her down the hall,



and down the stairs



where she directed me to my secret santa present that she saved from the outside cold of a Canadian winter



after much tearing and shredding of wrapping, a plethora of objects appeared before
my very eyes




a dvd of suspence and mystery




a growing shark of suspence and mystery



a strange tightly wrapped parcel of suspence and mystery



a mystical note




magical trading cards




Suspicious goggles of win and awesome



the movie shall give me and my cat somethign to do when were not playing with our legos



if the shark does grow to such a size i shall harpoon it and place it above my fireplace.



i note awaited my eyes after a vicious ripping of the parcel



i know now is the time



a condom for sexy parties, to prevent the AIDS



my cat decided that the tampon was good enough to eat




i hope you can read this note. i cant im illiterate



she took no intest in the cards



the goggles look good on me



and the cat



and the movie

I hope you enjoyed my fucking long story

thank you and good night



BTW: in 10 hrs ill post how big that shark is
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Old Dec 15th, 2007, 08:23 PM       
How old are you?
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Old Dec 15th, 2007, 08:55 PM       
im this many! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15!
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Old Dec 16th, 2007, 12:38 AM       
You like 9. And fatter than I am/was/can be.
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Old Dec 16th, 2007, 12:44 AM       
hey ZBF, did you like that picture I made of you?
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Old Dec 16th, 2007, 02:12 AM       
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You like 9. And fatter than I am/was/can be.
wow, you are a dick.
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Old Dec 16th, 2007, 02:52 AM       
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wow, you are a dick.
lol. this site isn't called i-mockery for a reason. or something.
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Old Dec 16th, 2007, 03:15 AM       
true. very true. in fact, just ask Mr Mockery or Dr Boogie, i mock with the best. i just draw the line at making jokes about someone weight ie. calling them fat. plus ZBF is a dick, we all know that lol
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Old Dec 16th, 2007, 05:21 AM       
This reminds me of last year when zbf tried to bash this 14 year old for being too young, despite the fact that he was around 14 too, that was legendary
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Old Dec 16th, 2007, 05:52 AM       
Back on topic, now that it's the 16th, everybody should have their gifts by now and should be getting their photos ready to be posted. Remember, you need to post your Secret Santa photos by December 20th.

If you haven't received your Secret Santa gifts yet, please let me know so I can contact the senders and see what the hold up is.
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Old Dec 16th, 2007, 06:17 AM       
Nothing yet but I'm not too concerned.
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Old Dec 16th, 2007, 11:54 AM       
According to the USPS website, my item was delivered on December 8th, but my person hasn't posted anything yet.

I'll try to take my pics tonight if I can, and have them up in the next day or two.
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Old Dec 16th, 2007, 01:19 PM       
yeah rog, you DO have to post your pictures soon
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Old Dec 16th, 2007, 01:24 PM       
Glad you enjoyed the presents, Uncle_Sham, I hope the movie was good. I didn't even get to watch it.
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LOVE, YOUR FIJIAN HOST DAD
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Old Dec 16th, 2007, 01:26 PM       
well i was trying to wait until i ws no longer sick so my meds wouldnt have me creating some weird codeine induced mess of a story, but i am just going to suck it up and do what i can tonight or tmrow cuz i see no improvement on the immediate horizon. i just wanted to due justice to the awesome gifts i got
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Old Dec 16th, 2007, 02:43 PM       
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Glad you enjoyed the presents, Uncle_Sham, I hope the movie was good. I didn't even get to watch it.

ill watch the movie tonight probably, the goggles were my fav. Now i have something to wear with my pickle hat!
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Old Dec 16th, 2007, 03:17 PM       
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yeah rog, you DO have to post your pictures soon
Hahah don't you worry, I plan on making a funtastic photo story using your spiffy gifts! Thanks for sending 'em on time!
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Old Dec 16th, 2007, 03:51 PM       
My story will consist of a series of photographs without any WACKY AND ZANY captions. Most people just aren't funny and I don't think it's worth wasting everyone's time! :D
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Old Dec 16th, 2007, 07:32 PM       
Don't be so hard on yourself! I believe in you!
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Old Dec 16th, 2007, 08:32 PM       
thank you for posting your story, sham jr.

Was it really necessary to jump all over him for doing what the contest asked?
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Old Dec 17th, 2007, 02:24 AM       
My camera has been acting up, and I need a new memory card. I will try to post pics tomorrow. Trying to think of a half decent story.
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Old Dec 17th, 2007, 02:28 AM       
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Was it really necessary to jump all over him for doing what the contest asked?
Agreed, and the pic of him holding up the Gas-X box to his face with a huge green is friggin' fantastic too. Rock on, Sham.

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My camera has been acting up, and I need a new memory card. I will try to post pics tomorrow. Trying to think of a half decent story.
Don't worry about trying to be insanely funny, just have fun with the gifts and the pictures of them that you take. If you do that, it'll show and people with enjoy your post regardless. Lookin' forward to your pics
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 01:06 AM       
Sham made me laugh a lot :=

I got my package the other day, should have pictures soon. You're lucky I didn't read this thread Fathom, as I doubt anyone else lives in Severn, MD!

I'm just glad you're not Dr. Boogie.
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 01:28 AM       
Yeah. I doubted anybody else knew or cared. Besides, I only put that when I found out it was delivered.

Hope you enjoyed most if not all of the gifts!
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