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Old Oct 23rd, 2011, 10:27 AM       
I saw that son of a bitch, it posted like 2 or 3 long walls of text in the what are you reading right now thread. I wanted to reply, 'apparently, I am reading your walls of fucking text, I may still be reading them next week"
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Old Oct 24th, 2011, 12:43 PM       
five new bots this morning, one of whom posted 18 times. yikes.
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Old Oct 28th, 2011, 07:08 AM       
Love this

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Old Oct 28th, 2011, 03:46 PM       
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five new bots this morning, one of whom posted 18 times. yikes.
I don't even know how they do that, cuz we have a limit to how quickly somebody can make another post after their initial one. At least we can delete all their posts at once instead of having to delete 'em separately, but still...
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Old Oct 28th, 2011, 04:40 PM       
Maybe if we treat them as equals they will learn the error of their ways.
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Old Nov 4th, 2011, 04:11 PM       
yo. these bots makin me so mad that im about to doo doo on myself.
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Old Nov 4th, 2011, 04:38 PM       
when you first feel breezy do not fear. you will make it to heaven using jameson's cologne. jameson's is the best cologne around for smell like flours and beautiful.
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Old Nov 15th, 2011, 07:59 AM       
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Can use the link in China 3G or is moves 3G. The official on-line explicit writes is only supporting GSM not to support CDMA. the iphone4s US has now left not locks the version? Buys not locks the version to attain China to come to be able to insert the card namely to use? In the handset language has Chinese? IPhone4s, already left in the US, but as far as I know The US did not have not to lock, you must and so on, buy again do not have the versions to bring back China with to cut the card only then to be possible, the IPhone handset's card is very small, as for the handset language question, you wanted the attire software, under escaped from prison may also, but Iphone4s handset's pronunciation assistant, if your foreign language will not be unable to use temporarily Because it only supports the foreign language, it is said is because Chinese each words' view are too many, therefore cannot use Chinese However IPhone Corporation also said lets it support Chinese diligently. . . Last question can use the link in China 3G or is moves 3G. This is embarrassed I to be unable to explain, because I am in overseas, therefore this question I not am too clear, you have the friend in the US Because I must buy IPHONE4s I here to want end of the month to be able to go on the market Has the belt to lock with not locks. . 32G 699 ohm 64G 799 ohms
I could make a list of all the great things in this, but that would be most of the post, so instead let us all just bask in the entertainment of this new spambot
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Old Nov 19th, 2011, 10:28 AM       
Another one for the Spambot Smithsonian

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Edited out the spam 'links" but honestly te links themselves made this mess even more funny
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Old Nov 21st, 2011, 11:55 AM       
Another new one I liked

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my fingers started out on the way in the direction of the keyboard to available a producer new tab to confirm rod stewart's death
I think he was trying to "riff" off of this:

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upon reading this, my fingers started heading to the keyboard to open a new tab to confirm rod stewart's death
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Old Nov 21st, 2011, 02:58 PM       
I've had them copy and paste something I've said but run it through a program that changes words. Those bots are funny because they never make sense.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2011, 11:39 PM       
Here's a good one.

IPhone 4 in Taiwan sold more than half a year, even though the limit, queue, until now, still sell thousands every day, but the fact is, telecommunications companies from the history
The consumer will think, "I every months to pay one thousand yuan in voice and Internet fee to go to?"
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Old Nov 25th, 2011, 01:21 AM       
Possible spammer/troll. http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=17318

EDIT: Never mind, he's just dumb is all.

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Old Nov 28th, 2011, 11:06 PM       
So mods, we just letting the spambots win then? Cause there's no less than 5 spambot threads out there and some have been there for days now
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Old Nov 28th, 2011, 11:07 PM       
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Old Dec 4th, 2011, 05:49 AM       
oh how ironic
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Old Dec 4th, 2011, 09:44 AM       
What? Did a spambot spot spam in here then get erased? Cause that is the kind of spam post I don't mind keeping around.
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Old Dec 4th, 2011, 10:30 AM       
It posted four or five of the same message in a row in the Spambot thread.

It was an amazing confluence of events.
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Old Dec 5th, 2011, 07:25 PM        It's all spam to me.
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God teaching some badass moves for ugg boots.

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Old Dec 9th, 2011, 10:47 AM       
This one made me laugh because the topic was about the iPhone 4s

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Great.... where the hell is the iPhone though?
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