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Old Feb 1st, 2010, 02:04 AM       
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Mother of God, this protein shake is like drinking cake batter...
It's only a cup of milk and the mix, and I'm not sure I can get more than halfway through....
Suck it up. You're drinking cum with less sugar.

Reap it. It's what the wimenz have to put up with.

We need money or just be the fuck head over heals in love.

If you payz monies...it goes down better....

Love? That shit gets stuck in the craw.
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Old Feb 1st, 2010, 04:36 AM       
I think I just ran into the Tourette's Guy a little while ago at Jolly Pirate Donut's just down the street from me.
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Old Feb 1st, 2010, 06:55 AM       
He's dead.
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Old Feb 1st, 2010, 08:18 AM       
you think protein shakes are bad...I smelled some formula yesterday that damn near made me puke.
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Old Feb 1st, 2010, 11:49 AM       
Warning - this is extremely gross:

Our littlest was having some - shall we say, bathroom problems. When I changed a poopy diaper, I noted the dude had made a load of dark chocolate peanut M&M's. Not too bad, but since it was his first dump in about 2 days, I was very happy. "Good job, little dude!" Then came the volcano. Mt. Vesuvius erupted. This was after his bath, when he was nice and relaxed, so it all came out at once. He got it all over his PJ's and I got it all over my hands cleaning him up, as this is the kind of dump that doesn't stay put, if you know what I mean.

What I'm trying to say, I guess, is that it doesn't matter how gross anything is, there's always more grossness yet to come. Comforting thought.
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Old Feb 1st, 2010, 11:58 AM       
you guys just really dont want any of us to eat this week
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Old Feb 1st, 2010, 12:40 PM       
As bad as things are, they could always be worse. Just keep that in mind.
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Old Feb 1st, 2010, 12:47 PM       
at least he didn't pee in your face and laugh
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Old Feb 1st, 2010, 01:13 PM       
yeah i hate it when they do that
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Old Feb 1st, 2010, 04:24 PM       
I'll do that
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Old Feb 1st, 2010, 04:26 PM       
Not me! I'd only pee in you Terra.
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Old Feb 1st, 2010, 04:51 PM       
right in your face Terra and I'd just stare you down the WHOLE TIME
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Old Feb 1st, 2010, 04:58 PM       
No way, that's gross. I like to make out, I aint tounging a piss mouth.
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Old Feb 1st, 2010, 06:36 PM       
I would :3
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Old Feb 1st, 2010, 07:22 PM       
I don't know if it was just the shake itself, or if it was too old (it said 'Best by July 2009), but I threw up what I can only describe as half a gallon of chocolate favored Silly Putty.
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Old Feb 1st, 2010, 07:32 PM       
Did you mix it your self or was it already mixed and ready to drink?
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Old Feb 1st, 2010, 11:29 PM       
What drinking protein shakes for Chojin?
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Old Feb 1st, 2010, 11:32 PM       
What drinking protein shakes for, Chojin?
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Old Feb 1st, 2010, 11:33 PM       
God damn it.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2010, 12:09 AM       
AIMP2 keeps crashing when I try to load up more than a few albums on it

What the hell, man
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Old Feb 2nd, 2010, 12:20 AM       
what is it's selling point over winamp?
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Old Feb 2nd, 2010, 01:01 AM       
I use foobar.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2010, 01:29 AM       
well, it doesn't take forever to start up and isn't Windows Media Player

Chojin said it was the shit so I figured he knew his shit, what with him being a music fag and all

It only started crashing recently, maybe I need to reinstall it or something.
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