Always
wanted to be a doctor? Is your most extensive medical experience to be
playing the board game "Operation" for hours on end? Well then, it's time
to move up to the big leagues. Sure, if you were to just walk randomly
into a hospital and started to operate on people, you'd probably kill a
few of them before you're arrested. Now, however, you have the opportunity
to operate on all the poor bastards you want thanks to Legacy
Interactive's new game for your PC computer: ER!

Fans of the show will be surprised at just how much detail was put into
the game and how the actors from the show supplied a lot of dialogue. Noah
Wyle, Mekhi Phifer, Sherry Stringfield and more... they're all there to
help you heal the sick and wounded. Or kill them. Whatever you prefer. And
if you get fired, don't worry, you can always start over again. Here, take
a look at these screenshots!

Operate on... Pai Mei?

Listen to the dying heart of
people who think everything is AOK!

Get it on with co-workers...
instead of curing someone's cancer!
Looks fun right?
Well,
I'm happy to announce to all you sick doctor-wannabes out there that we've just received
not one but THREE of ER the PC game on for giveaway! Not
only that, but two of the three winners will also receive an ER gift box
containing a stress-tester and the greatest band-aids on earth... edible
chocolate band-aids. CHOC-AIDS!

So what do you have to do
in order to win these spiffy ER game goodies so you can begin carving up
someone's brain in a half-assed attempt to cure a pulled hamstring? Practically nothing. All
you gotta do is
send in a simple email with your name and mailing address to
er@i-mockery.com and you'll be automatically entered
to win! We'll draw the lucky winners randomly when the giveaway comes to an
end. And please be fair... only one entry per person.
- Two first prize
winners get a copy of the ER game and an ER gift box!
- One runner-up gets
a copy of the ER game
And no, you will not be
added to any mailing lists, spam lists, or anything. You won't even be
added to the I-Mockery mailing list. This is simply a free giveaway that
one lucky mofo will get to cash in on.
Sound good enough? You're
damned right it does. So go ahead and get those emails sent in to
er@i-mockery.com and keep your fingers crossed!
The giveaway deadline is September 10th, 2005,
so make sure you send in those emails before then!
Good luck to all of you
who enter and big thanks to Legacy Interactive for supplying us with all
of these contest goodies! Remember, if you're not the lucky winner, you can always
purchase a copy for yourself instead!
-RoG-
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