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      wanted to be a doctor? Is your most extensive medical experience to be 
      playing the board game "Operation" for hours on end? Well then, it's time 
      to move up to the big leagues. Sure, if you were to just walk randomly 
      into a hospital and started to operate on people, you'd probably kill a 
      few of them before you're arrested. Now, however, you have the opportunity 
      to operate on all the poor bastards you want thanks to Legacy 
      Interactive's new game for your PC computer: ER! 
        
      
      Fans of the show will be surprised at just how much detail was put into 
      the game and how the actors from the show supplied a lot of dialogue. Noah 
      Wyle, Mekhi Phifer, Sherry Stringfield and more... they're all there to 
      help you heal the sick and wounded. Or kill them. Whatever you prefer. And 
      if you get fired, don't worry, you can always start over again. Here, take 
      a look at these screenshots! 
        
      
      Operate on... Pai Mei? 
        
      Listen to the dying heart of 
      people who think everything is AOK! 
        
      Get it on with co-workers... 
      instead of curing someone's cancer! 
      
      Looks fun right? 
      Well, 
      I'm happy to announce to all you sick doctor-wannabes out there that we've just received 
      not one but THREE of ER the PC game on for giveaway! Not 
      only that, but two of the three winners will also receive an ER gift box 
      containing a stress-tester and the greatest band-aids on earth... edible 
      chocolate band-aids. CHOC-AIDS! 
      
        
      So what do you have to do 
      in order to win these spiffy ER game goodies so you can begin carving up 
      someone's brain in a half-assed attempt to cure a pulled hamstring? Practically nothing. All 
      you gotta do is 
      send in a simple email with your name and mailing address to 
      
      er@i-mockery.com and you'll be automatically entered 
      to win! We'll draw the lucky winners randomly when the giveaway comes to an 
      end. And please be fair... only one entry per person. 
      
        
          
            - Two first prize 
            winners get a copy of the ER game and an ER gift box!
 
  
            - One runner-up gets 
            a copy of the ER game
 
           
         
       
      And no, you will not be 
      added to any mailing lists, spam lists, or anything. You won't even be 
      added to the I-Mockery mailing list. This is simply a free giveaway that 
      one lucky mofo will get to cash in on. 
      Sound good enough? You're 
      damned right it does. So go ahead and get those emails sent in to 
      
      er@i-mockery.com and keep your fingers crossed!
      The giveaway deadline is September 10th, 2005, 
      so make sure you send in those emails before then! 
      Good luck to all of you 
      who enter and big thanks to Legacy Interactive for supplying us with all 
      of these contest goodies! Remember, if you're not the lucky winner, you can always 
      
      purchase a copy for yourself instead! 
      -RoG- 
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