I-Mockery
Please don't feed PickleMan
Please don't feed PickleMan
About Us Store Advertising Contact New to I-Mockery? Register an account and join in the pickled fun! New to I-Mockery? Register an account and join in the pickled fun!

The Pocket Kingdom Giveaway Sweepstakes!

***THIS GIVEAWAY HAS ENDED***

Congrats to the following two grand-prize winners of our giveaway:

HARLEY ZIEMBICKI of Highland, IN!

and

BONNIE JAMES of Tularosa, NM!

also

Congrats to the following three "runner-up" winners of our giveaway:

ANDREW SPIVAK of Las Vegas, NV!

and

COREY ROGERS of Green Bay, WI!

and

JULIE SWINGLE of Phoenix, AZ!

We'll be sending out all of your prizes soon! Thanks to all of you who entered and
be sure to keep an eye out for more contests and giveaways coming to I-Mockery soon!
Also, many thanks to the
Pocket Kingdom people for sponsoring this giveaway!
 

Not too long ago I was invited to join an online beta test of the new game "Pocket Kingdom" for the Nokia N-Gage system along with webmasters from some other sites. It's touted as the world's first mobile massively multiplayer game and sure enough, I had my ass handed to me by many of those players. Yeah well, while my gaming skills may not be as polished as every 15-year-old with 20 free hours to spend every day building up his or her characters, I still managed to hold my own for most of the beta test. My final impressions was that the game has a lot of potential as more people get online. That and it has some great one-liners, including some Engrish styled quotes...

POCKET KINGDOM SCREENSHOTS!

"I don't want to fight! Stop griefing me!" How can you NOT want to play a game with quotes like that? I mean really, one-liners like that rank right up there with some of the quotes found in Monster Party. That being said, some of you cheap bastards might not even have to buy a copy of it. Why? Because the creators of the game have been nice enough to offer up two copies of Pocket Kingdom and some "I <3 PK" shirts to a few lucky winners!

So what exactly do you have to do in order to have a chance at winning this great gaming stuff? It's even easier than making fun of the worst movies on earth. All you gotta do is send in an email with your name and mailing address to pk@i-mockery.com and you'll be automatically entered to win! We'll draw the lucky winners randomly when the giveaway comes to an end.

Here's the breakdown of prizes:

  • Two grand prize winners will both receive a brand new copy of the Pocket Kingdom game along with a "I <3 PK" t-shirt!
     
  • Three runner-ups will each receive a "I <3 PK" t-shirt!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PRIZES!
DANDY PRIZES INDEED!

And no, you will not be added to any mailing lists, spam lists, or anything. You won't even be added to the I-Mockery mailing list. This is simply a free giveaway that some of you lucky people will get to cash in on.

***THIS GIVEAWAY HAS ENDED***

Sound good enough? You're damned right it does. So go ahead and get those emails sent in to pk@i-mockery.com and keep your fingers crossed! The giveaway deadline is January 10th, 2005, so make sure you send in those emails before then! ONE ENTRY PER PERSON PLEASE.

Good luck to all who enter and be sure to check out the Pocket Kingdom web site for more information on this spiffy new game!

-RoG-

 



[Minimocks] [Articles] [Games] [Mockeries] [Shorts] [Comics] [Blog] [Info] [Forum] [Advertise] [Home]


Copyright © 1999-2007 I-Mockery.com : All Rights Reserved : (E-mail)
No portion of I-Mockery may be reprinted in any form without prior consent
We reserve the right to swallow your soul... and spit out the chewy parts.