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"Let's take a hot
blonde babe and turn her into an alien who wants to mate with men in
order to create more of her own kind! That'll give us an excuse to get
her naked a whole lot!" That was pretty much the idea behind the
Species movies, and everybody loved 'em. Well, at least the first
two... I don't know much about that direct-to-video third one, but
I've heard it's pretty bad. Not that the other two are cinematic
masterpieces, but you know what I mean.
Sil (played by Natasha
Henstridge) is the result of some genetic alien/human DNA splicing.
Well, once she becomes an adult, Sil is looking to do one thing and
one thing only: MATE. She discovers that nightclubs are a good
place to pick up virile men. Believe it or not, she's able to pick up
a guy at the club pretty fast. I know right? A dog like her, walking
into a club with nothing but a bra on? She's lucky to have ANYBODY
even glance at her, let alone take her home. Lucky for Sil, Robbie the
rich stud at the club decides to take her home for a wild evening.
Oh yeah, Robbie is quite
full of himself. As soon as they get to his place, he snaps his
fingers and the lights come on. He snaps them again, the mood music
starts playing. Then he tells her that he's gonna hop in the shower
for a minute.
Yep, this guy is
smooooooth.
Sil may be a horny alien
disguised in a beautiful human's body, but she still has standards.
She has a knack for detecting genetic deformities in her mates, and
when she gets close to Robbie the stud, she clearly senses something
wrong. When she tells him she wants to go back to the club, Robbie
gets angry and demands that they finish what they came here to do.
Such a sad story, this guy is totally gonna force her into having sex
and there's nothing she can do about it. Poor woman.
Oh wait, that's right,
she's an alien. An alien who can out-french any french-kisser from
here to Timbuktu. She clutches Robbie's head as he struggles to push
away and...
KAPOW!
Nothing like a tongue
bursting through the back of your head to make you think twice about
date rape, eh fellas? Let that be a lesson to ya! Actually, most guys
seem to believe that having a tongue burst through the back of your
skull is worth it if you get to make out with Natasha Henstridge.
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