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"Let's take a hot blonde babe and turn her into an alien who wants to mate with men in order to create more of her own kind! That'll give us an excuse to get her naked a whole lot!" That was pretty much the idea behind the Species movies, and everybody loved 'em. Well, at least the first two... I don't know much about that direct-to-video third one, but I've heard it's pretty bad. Not that the other two are cinematic masterpieces, but you know what I mean.

I'm a stud. You will be mine.

Sil (played by Natasha Henstridge) is the result of some genetic alien/human DNA splicing. Well, once she becomes an adult, Sil is looking to do one thing and one thing only: MATE. She discovers that nightclubs are a good place to pick up virile men. Believe it or not, she's able to pick up a guy at the club pretty fast. I know right? A dog like her, walking into a club with nothing but a bra on? She's lucky to have ANYBODY even glance at her, let alone take her home. Lucky for Sil, Robbie the rich stud at the club decides to take her home for a wild evening.


Oh yeah, Robbie is quite full of himself. As soon as they get to his place, he snaps his fingers and the lights come on. He snaps them again, the mood music starts playing. Then he tells her that he's gonna hop in the shower for a minute.

Yep, this guy is smooooooth.


Sil may be a horny alien disguised in a beautiful human's body, but she still has standards. She has a knack for detecting genetic deformities in her mates, and when she gets close to Robbie the stud, she clearly senses something wrong. When she tells him she wants to go back to the club, Robbie gets angry and demands that they finish what they came here to do. Such a sad story, this guy is totally gonna force her into having sex and there's nothing she can do about it. Poor woman.


Oh wait, that's right, she's an alien. An alien who can out-french any french-kisser from here to Timbuktu. She clutches Robbie's head as he struggles to push away and...

Now he has a mouth on both sides of his head! HOORAY!

Nothing like a tongue bursting through the back of your head to make you think twice about date rape, eh fellas? Let that be a lesson to ya! Actually, most guys seem to believe that having a tongue burst through the back of your skull is worth it if you get to make out with Natasha Henstridge.

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a horrible night indeed! :o