
John Carpenter's "The
Thing" was an incredible remake of "The Thing from Another
World". For me, it was extra creepy because the first time I ever
saw it, my DVD player was hooked up wrong and it would only display
the movie in black & white. Let me tell you something, if you haven't
seen this movie in black & white, you have no idea what you're
missing. Believe it or not, the lack of color makes it fifty times
scarier than they already are. Now even though I'm a huge fan of John
Carpenter's older works, I have to give credit to the real genius
behind this movie: Rob Bottin. His special effects work in The
Thing go above and beyond the call of the horrifically grotesque.

An arctic research team
of scientists have discovered an alien ship with a frozen alien on
board. They bring back the alien to their laboratory for a closer
inspection, not realizing that they're about to unleash hell upon
themselves.

Before we get to the
bloody stuff, I have to mention that Wilford Brimley has a big role in
this movie. And as you know, after all of the
rom hacks
he's appeared in, we hold a special place in our hearts for the master
of oats. Rock on Wilford, rock on.
Anyway, the thing about
that Alien is that it wasn't really dead. And now that it has been
thawed out, it's going after some prey. This alien has the unique
ability to take on any form it comes in contact with, so pretty soon
the scientists don't know who's a bloodthirsty alien and who's a
regular scientist. It's a good thing that Snake Plisken... er... Jack
Burton... er I mean Kurt Russel is there to help battle the thing.

Now there's a lot of
crazy scenes in this movie, including an insanely disturbing one in
which the thing takes over a dog and then hatches a hideous mutation
from within it. Still, the greatest scene in this film for me is when
they're trying to resuscitate one of their friends who was taken over
by the thing. He gives it a jolt with the defibrillator paddles and
nothing happens. So he tries again, and his arms go through the
other guy's chest this time! What happens next is something that
imagine would be the kind of thing an EMT would have nightmares
about...


The stomach forms a
large set of teeth which actually bite off and eat the poor
medic's arms! Beautiful. When I see scenes like this, it really shows
a kind of art that has sadly been phased out over the years. Instead
of incredibly detailed make-up effects that truly give credit to the
"horror" genre, nowadays we're treated to crappy computer graphics. I
say it's high time we dump the CGI and bring back the real
stuff! Rob Bottin, I salute you for giving real horror fanatics
something original to feast their eyes upon.

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