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I-Mockery's Great American Road Trip!
by: -RoG-

...CONTINUED

MORE OF DAY 2:
KNOXVILLE, TN
to
PIGEON FORGE, TN
to
GATLINBURG, TN
to
MEMPHIS, TN


All of a sudden, the insanity of Pigeon Forge ended and we found ourselves
traveling down a windy road towards the Ripley's Aquarium in Gatlinburg.


Thanks wind! Thanks for blowing what would've been
an otherwise nice photograph of the two of us!


Guess I'll just settle on photoshoping two of our pictures together. Damn you nature!


The General Lee parked outside of a shop called Cooter's? Perfection.


We arrive at Ripley's aquarium just as it's starting to drizzle.


The Prehistoric Archelon Turtle.
They REALLY need to make a movie where Gozilla fights this thing.


Re becomes one with the fishes.


SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!


SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!


SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!


Barracudas are easily some of the meanest looking creatures in the sea...


Yet, if I was swimming underwater and saw one of these things, I'd probably have a heart attack. Sure they're harmless, but they look like face-huggers.


Re, however, would have no problem joining their ranks.


Pirates: Predators of the Sea!
(well, them and sharks)


Interesting fact: Pirates were born without any flesh. This would
explain why you constantly see them depicted as skeletons. Yar!


Yes indeed, barnacles love hitching rides on pirate ships.


Re fit in just fine, but I had to kneel down. I guess this means
those dirty pirates would've cut my ankles off back in the day.


An army of Sting Rays will one day conquer this world.


The piranhas didn't seem too interested in me, but there was a crazy video playing
next to their tank that showed them devouring an animal carcass in seconds!


When we were ready to leave, it was raining really hard outside, so
we donned our new aquarium ponchos and ran out to the car!


HOORAY FOR RAIN!


As we headed out of Gatlinburg and back up through Pigeon Forge, I noticed
this location and had to take a photo. Why? Because it's probably the only
place on earth where you can see live bears and buy some fudge.


On our way to Memphis (where we were staying that night)
we passed by Nashville. So uh... here it is. Exciting eh?


While hunting for a place to eat, we saw a tiny little drive-through Italian food
place (something I didn't know even existed) and I had to photograph it because
the name was "Pasgetti's" which is how most infants pronounce "spaghetti".
(note: they even have a web site!)


After some more searching, we found a nice little dine-in place called
"Sir Pizza" that had good food and some awesome classic arcade games.


Plus they gave me a free sticker! I <3 SP

WHAT MADNESS WILL WE ENCOUNTER WHEN
WE GET BACK ON THE ROAD TOMORROW?

CONTINUE TO DAY 3 TO SEE! CLICK HERE!


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