Even the smallest little hallways were covered from ceiling to floor in
carpet.
Seven polar bear cubs gave their lives to make Elvis' bed.
You gotta admit, the man had a keen sense o' fashion.
Even the king's gun collection was stylish!
Check out the blue marble grip on that pistol!
Did you know Elvis was a ninja? Well now you do.
From the back yard, Graceland doesn't look like much at all really.
The 2006 American Idol finalists arrive at Graceland and all
of a sudden the place becomes a friggin' media frenzy.
American Idol blahblahblahblah...
American Idol blahblahblahblah...
American Idol blahblahblahblah...
Why do people care about this show or the people on it so much???
WHY!?!?
The walls around Graceland are completely covered in people's
signatures.
When I say completely, I mean completely!
Awesome Elvis do, dude!
Yes! A true Elvis freak! This is the ONE thing I wanted to see
while I was at Graceland. Now I can leave feeling truly satisfied!
These Cheap-assed plastic Elvis glasses were still 20 bux. That's 19 bux
too much.
There's also a museum of all the nice cars that Elvis owned.
Naturally, there had to be a pink Cadillac in the mix.
Later, we crossed over the mighty Mississippi into Arkansas - the natural
state.
And when they say natural they really mean "fields of mud as far as the
eye can see!"
Stopped at a gas station for a snack and decided to try this new Doritos flavor
out.
The verdict? Best Doritos flavor to come out in ages!
Catfish sounds nice 'n all, but I'll stick with the Doritos... and mud.
Oh the mud...
THE MUUUUUD!
So for the first time ever I found a Kroger gas station. For years I had
been
shopping at Kroger grocery stores and saw notices on the receipts about
how
I could save all this money on gas at a Kroger gas station. Problem is,
they didn't
have any gas stations around Richmond, VA. So when I saw this one in
Arkansas,
I jumped at the chance to collect on my big savings. And how much did
this Kroger
customer save after years of loyal support? 13 CENTS!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
13 CENTS!? Why, with all that money I could easily get myself some new
Grillz! Awwwwwwwwwwwww yeah!
Instead, I ended up spending that extra 13 cents on some authentic
Mexican cuisine!
