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I-Mockery's Great American Road Trip!
by: -RoG-

...CONTINUED

MORE OF DAY 6:
AMARILLO, TX
to
ROSWELL, NM


Alien news report center. Action news! Bringing you the latest alien headlines!


Some news about the rancher who supposedly found the flying disc that crashed.


Replicas of the debris found at the crash site, including the infamous I-Beam.


I don't know what the big mystery is about the symbols on the I-Beam.
It's clearly just one of those "WinDings" font collections.


The alien mothership hovers over the world!


A miniature of the alien crash site in Roswell.


Another alien crash site miniature. They sure do love their models at this museum.


The souvenir alien pennies machine is out of order?
Bullshit! It's a government cover-up!


Oh my god! A real alien! Ok, no, not really.


Somehow, having a X-Files poster on display takes away from any
shred of believability that this museum may have once had.


Straight from the Weekly World News, it's photographic evidence of UFOs!


When I first looked at this poster, I swear it said "Incident At Vagina".


A horse decorated with alien newspaper articles because...
Ok, I don't know why. Nor do I care.


Dave Grohl, you have some explaining to do.


That's one hell of a pipe you got there, sir.


Another recreation of the wreckage recovered from
the crash site, including a battered, dead alien!


There is no shortage of alien souvenirs in the museum either.


Someone had too much time on their hands with this magnet display.


There are plenty of other alien/ufo themed shops in Roswell.


No really.


I mean it.


Ok, this is getting a bit out of hand.


Ok! We get it! You guys are into the whole alien thing!


McDonald's made out their entire playroom to look like a giant space ship.


This merchant was closed because he had an appointment with his "docter".


Out of all the stuff I saw in the window displays, I'd have to say this
Scottish alien standing outside his manor was my favorite of the lot.


It's official: there's nothing in this town that hasn't been infected by the aliens.

WHAT MADNESS WILL WE ENCOUNTER WHEN
WE GET BACK ON THE ROAD TOMORROW?

CONTINUE TO DAY 7 TO SEE! CLICK HERE!


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