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Basky The Basking Shark's Worst Life Experience
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Ferrit Ferrit is offline
Fake Shemp
Mar 27th, 2008, 12:54 AM
First


-gonna see that chick's staring face in my dreams tonight 8|
E-Dirt E-Dirt is offline
Forum...blow me.
Mar 27th, 2008, 01:10 AM
how does he get around again?
Darkfloyd Darkfloyd is offline
Forum Virgin
Mar 27th, 2008, 01:42 AM
That was hilarious. RoG, you may be insane, but in a good way.
BigMonkeyMan BigMonkeyMan is offline
That guy...
Mar 27th, 2008, 04:25 AM
I thought it was pretty funny. It wasn't that scary though. It's just some girl that stares at OHMYGOD shes in my room someone
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Purple Man Purple Man is offline
Fanboy
Mar 27th, 2008, 04:30 AM
Very well done. The last frame is a serious LOL.
Pentegarn Pentegarn is offline
WHAT'S THIS?!
Mar 27th, 2008, 05:26 AM
I thought that was funny in a twisted way. Well played.
saturnknight saturnknight is offline
lurking on the walls
Mar 27th, 2008, 09:49 AM
lol!!! that was funny
StampLvr StampLvr is offline
I see you.
Mar 27th, 2008, 09:51 AM
I didn't think that was very funny at all.
Relaxing Dragon Relaxing Dragon is offline
Jason's a Furry! Run!
Mar 27th, 2008, 02:36 PM
Creepy (the eyes, man! Those freakin' eyes!) and funny. Plus, it's a Basking Shark, and any mention of that kind of shark just makes me laugh (I especially love the picture of it going through the vegetable aisle in thye grocery store).
strummerdrum strummerdrum is offline
Santa's Mercenary
Mar 27th, 2008, 02:56 PM
OMG that was hilaszrizo
Hangie Hangie is offline
That damn kid
Mar 27th, 2008, 03:06 PM
I was more creeped out by the shark than the lady <. Anyway, youse guys need to make more fictional pieces such as this
rise1revolt1 rise1revolt1 is offline
Roast Beef + Mayo + Tuna
Mar 27th, 2008, 03:13 PM
great, now I'm gonna see two strange lights for the rest of the day. just great.
rise1revolt1 rise1revolt1 is offline
Roast Beef + Mayo + Tuna
Mar 27th, 2008, 03:16 PM
wait I solved it, that baby he was eating in the store, the lady was the mom!!
Julio Julio is offline
Member
Mar 27th, 2008, 04:24 PM
Gigantic maw...
Doctor_Who Doctor_Who is offline
Last of the Time Lords
Mar 27th, 2008, 04:32 PM
Completely bizarre, but what else is the internet for?
Protoclown Protoclown is offline
The Goddamned Batman
Mar 27th, 2008, 06:36 PM
Haha, I loved it!
Aequil Aequil is offline
Forum Virgin
Mar 27th, 2008, 07:17 PM
I'd love a couple of glowing eyes, it'd be ever so handy. Except then i would have to go around and stare at sharks all the time...
Relaxing Dragon Relaxing Dragon is offline
Jason's a Furry! Run!
Mar 27th, 2008, 08:32 PM
Quote:
wait I solved it, that baby he was eating in the store, the lady was the mom!!
Ah man, I just noticed the baby in there. That made me laugh even harder... I know, that's probably not a good thing, but the fact that there's a picture up there of a basking shark floating (swimming? How does he get around? And just how important is leg room to a shark?) around a grocery store, eating up vegies and the occasional baby, well, that's just a big bucket of LOL to me.
mmm_braaains mmm_braaains is offline
POKEMON MASTER.
Mar 27th, 2008, 10:19 PM
Hahaha. The picture where the devil-woman is sitting in the theater
with the demonic 'Village of the Damned' kids' eyes made me LOL.

I wanna have Basky's shark-babies.
Jaimas Jaimas is offline
Forum Chaos Lord
Mar 27th, 2008, 10:46 PM
I think that Basky's too kind to actually eat a Baby. he may have been carrying it, Kirby-style, in his mouth to hand it over to security. I mean, he has no arms.
Poxpower Poxpower is offline
Pickleman's Uncle
Mar 28th, 2008, 01:15 AM
Basking sharks are awesome.
Just because they're the second biggest fish, they just don't get any love.

Seriously, fuck whale sharks.
Coryjonc Coryjonc is offline
Shining Beacon of Virtue
Mar 28th, 2008, 02:18 AM
The part with the stamps at the end was genius. It's like that lady had everything planned out from the beginning.
mburbank mburbank is offline
The Moxie Nerve Food Tonic
Mar 28th, 2008, 11:43 AM
I found that quite excellent.
Asila Asila is offline
GET OUT
Mar 28th, 2008, 12:43 PM
I found it funny in that uncomfortable, unnerving sort of way. Yay!
Fufuless Fufuless is offline
No Future Guy
Mar 28th, 2008, 03:59 PM
Kirby.
executioneer executioneer is offline
OH GOD
Mar 28th, 2008, 04:02 PM
asila how come you dont post so much anymore
Dimnos Dimnos is offline
LOVES the tubal ligation!
Mar 28th, 2008, 05:05 PM
wtf are you talking about? Whale sharks rock! Someone should do a bit about whale sharks vs. basking sharks to a Benny and the jets theme
Oska_Go_Wilde Oska_Go_Wilde is offline
Your Illegitimate Child
Mar 29th, 2008, 12:45 AM
The scary thing is that I'm surprised this hasn't happened to me, yet. It really honestly wouldn't faze me if it did happen to me, because well, I've had weirder things happen. Like that can of beans that seemed to have dimensional-failure-issues.
Dungeonbrownies Dungeonbrownies is offline
Crazed Techno-Biologist
Mar 29th, 2008, 01:58 AM
honestly, those stalkers exist, i'd be afraid if i had an ugly stalker, but if theyre "hittable" its like having youre very own personal superfan. I actually met a gal like that beore. she was unattractive and not great in the personality (the thing i look for when looking past the outside ["because beauty is only skin deep, so shutup before i peel your skin off"-i dont remember when i threatened someone with that, but i do remember yelling it atleast once]) so i might try hypnotizing er into becoming my own super fan. it'd be good.
Kirbykid Kirbykid is offline
Master of Awesome Sauce!
Mar 30th, 2008, 02:10 PM
I just loved that he was a Basking Shark for NO REASON!! Greatest thing ever!
Asila Asila is offline
GET OUT
Mar 30th, 2008, 09:20 PM
"asila how come you dont post so much anymore"

Full-time classes But I still love you!
executioneer executioneer is offline
OH GOD
Mar 30th, 2008, 09:32 PM
oh ok! i was worried someone scared you off
Obscurus Lupa Obscurus Lupa is offline
Deadite
Apr 2nd, 2008, 02:50 AM
NOT THE SMILING STAMP LADY!!!
Goronian Goronian is offline
Crazy Russian
Apr 2nd, 2008, 07:48 AM
I find it kinda unsettling, though... Because, well... There ARE people like that. Not with glowing eyes, but still... Makes you nervous.
Flashman Flashman is offline
Forum Virgin
Apr 3rd, 2008, 03:36 PM
arghh the eyes thoose damm eyes
Ancient Echo Ancient Echo is offline
Forum Virgin
Apr 5th, 2008, 02:49 AM
Kudos bro, that was a well put together short story.
Count Mek Count Mek is offline
GoldMember
Apr 5th, 2008, 09:17 PM
Oh shi, that was actaully scary XD
Maybe it was the Psyconauts' final boss music I had playing during it.
Really awesomatical.
0dd1 0dd1 is offline
Who? Me?
Apr 8th, 2008, 07:56 AM
I'm creeped out. I think I'll go hide in a corner now where she can't see me.
Tanuki Tanuki is offline
Member
Jul 13th, 2008, 07:57 AM
Going to gouge her eyes out.
resident-adam resident-adam is offline
Imperial Stormtrooper
Aug 9th, 2008, 03:04 AM
Pretty funny, that lass was a wee bit unsettling... {:[
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