Basky The Basking Shark's Worst Life Experience
by: -RoG-

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Fake Shemp
Mar 27th, 2008, 12:54 AM

-gonna see that chick's staring face in my dreams tonight 8|
Forum...blow me.
Mar 27th, 2008, 01:10 AM
how does he get around again?
Forum Virgin
Mar 27th, 2008, 01:42 AM
That was hilarious. RoG, you may be insane, but in a good way.
That guy...
Mar 27th, 2008, 04:25 AM
I thought it was pretty funny. It wasn't that scary though. It's just some girl that stares at OHMYGOD shes in my room someone
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Mar 27th, 2008, 04:30 AM
Very well done. The last frame is a serious LOL.
Mar 27th, 2008, 05:26 AM
I thought that was funny in a twisted way. Well played.
lurking on the walls
Mar 27th, 2008, 09:49 AM
lol!!! that was funny
I see you.
Mar 27th, 2008, 09:51 AM
I didn't think that was very funny at all.
Jason's a Furry! Run!
Mar 27th, 2008, 02:36 PM
Creepy (the eyes, man! Those freakin' eyes!) and funny. Plus, it's a Basking Shark, and any mention of that kind of shark just makes me laugh (I especially love the picture of it going through the vegetable aisle in thye grocery store).
Santa's Mercenary
Mar 27th, 2008, 02:56 PM
OMG that was hilaszrizo
That damn kid
Mar 27th, 2008, 03:06 PM
I was more creeped out by the shark than the lady <. Anyway, youse guys need to make more fictional pieces such as this
Roast Beef + Mayo + Tuna
Mar 27th, 2008, 03:13 PM
great, now I'm gonna see two strange lights for the rest of the day. just great.
Roast Beef + Mayo + Tuna
Mar 27th, 2008, 03:16 PM
wait I solved it, that baby he was eating in the store, the lady was the mom!!
Mar 27th, 2008, 04:24 PM
Gigantic maw...
Last of the Time Lords
Mar 27th, 2008, 04:32 PM
Completely bizarre, but what else is the internet for?
The Goddamned Batman
Mar 27th, 2008, 06:36 PM
Haha, I loved it!
Forum Virgin
Mar 27th, 2008, 07:17 PM
I'd love a couple of glowing eyes, it'd be ever so handy. Except then i would have to go around and stare at sharks all the time...
Jason's a Furry! Run!
Mar 27th, 2008, 08:32 PM
wait I solved it, that baby he was eating in the store, the lady was the mom!!
Ah man, I just noticed the baby in there. That made me laugh even harder... I know, that's probably not a good thing, but the fact that there's a picture up there of a basking shark floating (swimming? How does he get around? And just how important is leg room to a shark?) around a grocery store, eating up vegies and the occasional baby, well, that's just a big bucket of LOL to me.
Mar 27th, 2008, 10:19 PM
Hahaha. The picture where the devil-woman is sitting in the theater
with the demonic 'Village of the Damned' kids' eyes made me LOL.

I wanna have Basky's shark-babies.
Forum Chaos Lord
Mar 27th, 2008, 10:46 PM
I think that Basky's too kind to actually eat a Baby. he may have been carrying it, Kirby-style, in his mouth to hand it over to security. I mean, he has no arms.
Pickleman's Uncle
Mar 28th, 2008, 01:15 AM
Basking sharks are awesome.
Just because they're the second biggest fish, they just don't get any love.

Seriously, fuck whale sharks.
Shining Beacon of Virtue
Mar 28th, 2008, 02:18 AM
The part with the stamps at the end was genius. It's like that lady had everything planned out from the beginning.
The Moxie Nerve Food Tonic
Mar 28th, 2008, 11:43 AM
I found that quite excellent.
Mar 28th, 2008, 12:43 PM
I found it funny in that uncomfortable, unnerving sort of way. Yay!
No Future Guy
Mar 28th, 2008, 03:59 PM
Mar 28th, 2008, 04:02 PM
asila how come you dont post so much anymore
LOVES the tubal ligation!
Mar 28th, 2008, 05:05 PM
wtf are you talking about? Whale sharks rock! Someone should do a bit about whale sharks vs. basking sharks to a Benny and the jets theme
Your Illegitimate Child
Mar 29th, 2008, 12:45 AM
The scary thing is that I'm surprised this hasn't happened to me, yet. It really honestly wouldn't faze me if it did happen to me, because well, I've had weirder things happen. Like that can of beans that seemed to have dimensional-failure-issues.
Crazed Techno-Biologist
Mar 29th, 2008, 01:58 AM
honestly, those stalkers exist, i'd be afraid if i had an ugly stalker, but if theyre "hittable" its like having youre very own personal superfan. I actually met a gal like that beore. she was unattractive and not great in the personality (the thing i look for when looking past the outside ["because beauty is only skin deep, so shutup before i peel your skin off"-i dont remember when i threatened someone with that, but i do remember yelling it atleast once]) so i might try hypnotizing er into becoming my own super fan. it'd be good.
Master of Awesome Sauce!
Mar 30th, 2008, 02:10 PM
I just loved that he was a Basking Shark for NO REASON!! Greatest thing ever!
Mar 30th, 2008, 09:20 PM
"asila how come you dont post so much anymore"

Full-time classes But I still love you!
Mar 30th, 2008, 09:32 PM
oh ok! i was worried someone scared you off
Apr 2nd, 2008, 02:50 AM
Crazy Russian
Apr 2nd, 2008, 07:48 AM
I find it kinda unsettling, though... Because, well... There ARE people like that. Not with glowing eyes, but still... Makes you nervous.
Forum Virgin
Apr 3rd, 2008, 03:36 PM
arghh the eyes thoose damm eyes
Forum Virgin
Apr 5th, 2008, 02:49 AM
Kudos bro, that was a well put together short story.
Apr 5th, 2008, 09:17 PM
Oh shi, that was actaully scary XD
Maybe it was the Psyconauts' final boss music I had playing during it.
Really awesomatical.
Who? Me?
Apr 8th, 2008, 07:56 AM
I'm creeped out. I think I'll go hide in a corner now where she can't see me.
Jul 13th, 2008, 07:57 AM
Going to gouge her eyes out.
Imperial Stormtrooper
Aug 9th, 2008, 03:04 AM
Pretty funny, that lass was a wee bit unsettling... {:[

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