COUNT POP: THIS CORN PLAY AREA IS FREE? DOES
THAT MEAN WE CAN LOAD IT INTO THE POPMOBILE AND TAKE IT HOME WITH US? THAT
WOULD RAD-O-MIZE OUR HOME!
FRANKEN POP: BUT WE ALREADY HAVE ALL THOSE
COPIES OF YAHTZEE FILLING UP THE TRUNK!
COUNT POP: OH NO I FORGOT TO TELL YOU! THE
HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS ATE ALL OUR COPIES OF YAHTZEE! THEN THEY ATE THROUGH
THE TRUNK FLOOR AND FELL OUT THE BOTTOM SO WE CAN'T USE OUR TRUNK ANYMORE!
BUT THAT'S OK BECAUSE I JUST FIGURED OUT THAT WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TAKE
THIS CORN PLAY AREA HOME! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DIVE INTO IT AND PLAY RIGHT
HERE! I'VE ALWAYS HAD DREAMS OF DIVING INTO A GIANT VAT OF CORN KERNELS
AND NOW THAT DREAM IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE JUST LIKE WHEN I SWAM IN THE DEEP
END OF THE POOL FOR THE FIRST TIME!
FRANKEN POP: SO MANY CORN KERNELS... SO
LITTLE TIME! I WANT TO HOLD THEM ALL AT ONCE AND HUG THEIR DELICIOUSNESS,
BUT MY HANDS CAN'T CONTAIN THEM ALL!
COUNT POP: THIS MUST BE ALL OF THE KERNELS IN
THE WORLD! IF WE WERE TO LIGHT A MATCH IN HERE, WE'D INSTANTLY BE BURIED
UNDER 9 METRIC TONS OF ORVILLE REDENBACHER GOODNESS!
FRANKEN POP: THAT WOULD BE A GOOD DEATH!
COUNT POP: AND A TASTY ONE TOO!
COUNT POP: HAVE ALL THE CHILDREN OF THE CORN
GONE MAD!? WHY ARE THEY BURYING ME UNDER ALL OF THESE KERNELS? DO THEY
PLAN TO WATER ME AND EVENTUALLY EXPECT ME TO SPROUT UP AND BECOME THE
MASTER OF ROCKABILLY CORN TUNES? AND WHY ARE YOU HELPING THEM???
FRANKEN POP: I AM GOING TO BURY YOU IN A
COFFIN OF CORN AND GIVE YOU THE GOOD DEATH WE JUST TALKED ABOUT. IT IS THE
LEAST A POP BUDDY CAN DO!
COUNT POP: BUT I AM NOT READY TO DIE! THERE
ARE STILL MANY CLUBS AND PLAYGROUNDS THAT I HAVE YET TO ROCK, AND UNTIL
THEY HAVE ALL BOPPED TO THE HYPERACTIVE COUNT POP WAVE, MY JOB WON'T BE
DONE!
FRANKEN POP: BUT THINK HOW MUCH MORE
YOU WOULD ROCK IF YOU WERE A CORN ZOMBIE!
COUNT POP: I'M ALREADY A CORN VAMPIRE AND
THAT'S AOK WITH THE LADIES OF THE NIGHT!
FRANKEN POP: THERE IS JUST SO MUCH CORN I
HAVE TO CHECK MY SPECTAGOGGLES JUST TO MAKE SURE I AM SEEING THINGS RIGHT
AND THAT THIS IS NOT ANOTHER "KILL COUNT POP" DREAM!
COUNT POP: NO! DO NOT TRY TO HIGH-FIVE THE
CAMERA LENS LITTLE BOY! YOU WILL CAUSE SMUDGES AND THEN WE MAY ALL LOOK
REALLY BAD IN THE PHOTOS LIKE IN THAT MOVIE "THE RING" WHERE EVERYBODY WHO
WATCHED THE VIDEO HAS FACES THAT LOOK LIKE MASHED POTATOES & GRAVY!
GRAAAAAAAAAVY!!
COUNT POP: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVY!!!
COUNT POP: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVY!!!!!!!!!!
FRANKEN POP: GRAAAAAAAAAAAVY!!?? ENOUGH OF
THIS SILLY CORNFOOLERY! LET US GO TO ELSEWHERE WHERE WE MAY GET SOME
GRAAAAAAAVY! AND LET US BOP AND DO THE MASHED POTATO WHILE WE EAT THIS
GRAAAAAAAAVY!!!!
COUNT POP: ONLY CHUBBY CHECKER HAS THE LEGAL
RIGHT TO DO THE MASHED POTATO!
FRANKEN POP: DO NOT TELL ME ABOUT LEGAL
RIGHTS!!!
COUNT POP: YOU HAVE THE LEGAL RIGHT TO BE
PELTED BY MY ROCKTACULAR KERNELS OF AWESOMENESS!
FRANKEN POP: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
FRANKEN POP: THIS IS A VERY LOVELY VAT OF
FLOWERS FOR HALLOWEEN CELEBRATION DAY, DON'T YOU THINK?
COUNT POP: COUNT POP WANTS TO GO BACK TO FREE
CORN PLAY AREA!
FRANKEN POP: BUT I'LL BET THESE FLOWERS TASTE
LIKE PUMPKINS, IF YOU EAT THEM!
COUNT POP: I AM TORN BETWEEN THE FLAVOR OF
PUMPKINS AND THE FLAVOR OF POPCORN! HOW CAN I CHOOSE BETWEEN TO
FANTASTICAL FLAVORS! I DO NOT WISH FOR MY TASTE BUDS TO GET INTO A BATTLE
OF EPIC PROPORTIONS WITHIN MY MOUTH!
FRANKEN POP: AAARRRAAAUUUGH!!! IT IS LIKE I
AM ON MARS! MY EYES ARE POPPING OUT LIKE IN ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER MOVIE
ABOUT GUY WITH GOOGLY BUG EYES! HOW CRUEL THIS SUDDEN MARTIAN CLIMATE IS
TO MY FACE PARTS!
COUNT POP: HOW COME THE EYES ON YOUR SHIRT
AREN'T BULGING OUT? I AM A MAN OF SCIENCE AND MUST KNOW THESE THINGS!
FRANKEN POP: AAAARUGH!! PAIN DOES NOT ANSWER
QUESTIONS!
FRANKEN POP: SUDDENLY I AM NOT ON MARS
ANYMORE AND MY EYES ARE MYSTERIOUSLY FINE! LOOK! IT IS A WOOD CARVING OF
ME! I NEED TO TALK TO MY LAWYER TEAM ABOUT GETTING ALL THE BLING THAT
COMES WITH THIS SORT OF THING!
COUNT POP: YOU WERE JUST CREATED AND ALREADY
YOU HAVE PEOPLE MAKING TESTAMENTS TO YOUR LIKENESS! THIS IS THE KIND OF
EFFECT COUNT POP HAS ON THE LIVES OF ANYBODY HE COMES IN CONTACT WITH!
COUNT POP: TELL ME MY GROOVIN' EYES DECEIVE
ME! I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH BEAUTIFUL REPLACEMENT FANGS BEFORE! I WISH I
COULD FIT THEM ALL IN MY MOUTH SO THAT I WOULD BE A GLOWING FANGULAR
REPRESENTATION FOR THE GLORY OF THE WORLD!
FRANKEN POP: YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY BUY ALL OF
THOSE TEETH BECAUSE YOU MIGHT GET INTO A LOT OF INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENTS!
COUNT POP: BUT HOW DO I DECIDE ON WHICH PAIR
TO WEAR?
FRANKEN POP: TRY THEM ALL AT ONCE IF YOU CAN!
YOU CAN WEAR THEM ON YOUR FINGERS AND TOES!
COUNT POP: HOW ABOUT OVERWHELMING ORANGE?
FRANKEN POP: IF YOU WERE TO EAT ORANGES WITH
THAT THEY WOULDN'T SEE YOU COMING AT ALL! YOU WOULD BE LIKE ORANGE NINJA!
COUNT POP: HOW ABOUT BOMBASTIC BLUE?
FRANKEN POP: I DON'T KNOW, YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING THAT BLUE STUFF THAT LUKE SKYWALKER'S AUNT MADE IN
"STAR WARS".
COUNT POP: HOW ABOUT PUNKY PINK?
FRANKEN POP: IT IS IMPORTANT TO GET IN TOUCH
WITH YOUR FEMININE SIDE BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT GIRLS HAVE PINK TEETH,
BUT IT MAKES MY EYES BUG OUT LIKE I AM ON MARS AGAIN.
COUNT POP: HOW ABOUT GROOVY GREEN? I THINK
THIS MIGHT BE THE ONE!
FRANKEN POP: IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN EATING
BUCKETS OF TOXIC SLIME, AND SINCE I KNOW FOR A FACT YOU DO THAT ANYWAY I
THINK IT'S A PERFECT FIT!
COUNT POP: IT'S SETTLED THEN! GREEN IS THE
NEW WHITE AND MY TEETH HAVE NEVER LOOKED MORE READY TO TAKE ON THE WORLD!
I BET PEOPLE WILL GO TO THE DENTIST AND SAY "HI MISTER DENTIST! I DO NOT
WANT A TOOTH WHITENING! I WANT A TOOTH GREENENING!" BECAUSE OF ME!
FRANKEN POP: I AM GOING TO MAKE AN
APPOINTMENT RIGHT AWAY AND GET MY FREE TOOTHBRUSH!
COUNT POP: WELL IT'S BEEN AN EXCITING DAY
TODAY AT THE CHESTERFIELD BERRY FARM, FULL OF WONDERMENT AND EDUCATION!
BEFORE WE GO WALK OFF INTO THOSE GREEN FUN ROOMS BACK THERE, WHAT HAVE WE
LEARNED TODAY?
FRANKEN POP: I LEARNED THAT CORN IS
"AMAZING", HO HO! AND ALSO THAT GREEN TEETH ARE THE BEST, AND THAT PIRATES
LOOK LIKE MUPPET CREATURES!
COUNT POP: I LEARNED THAT COUNT POP HAS FANS
THAT ARE CHILDREN GHOSTS WHO HANGOUT IN CORN FIELDS AND IN FREE CORN PLAY
AREAS!
FRANKEN POP: I LEARNED THAT MARS IS NOT A
PLACE I WOULD LIKE TO VISIT BECAUSE IT HURTS MY EYES!
COUNT POP: I LEARNED THAT IT'S NOT NECESSARY
TO HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE IN ORDER TO DRIVE A ROCKIN HALLOWEEN MACHINE
DOWN THE GROOVIN' HIGHWAY!
FRANKEN POP: AND THAT HAYRIDES ARE
FANTASTICALLY EXCITING LIKE RIDING A WHEELBARROW DOWN A VOLCANO!
COUNT POP: YOU SEE? IT WAS WELL WORTH DRIVING
500 HOURS OUT INTO THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE JUST TO SEE THESE THINGS! AND NOW
WE CAN RETURN BACK TO CIVILIZATION AND TELL THEM OF THE WONDROUS THINGS WE
HAVE SEEN AND OF THE KERNELS WE ROCKED UNTIL THE BREAK OF DAWN!
FRANKEN POP: BOY HOWDY! THAT SURE WAS FUN!
THAT'S A LOT BETTER THAN GOING TO SPACE CAMP WHERE YOU SAID WE WERE GOING!
SEE YOU NEXT YEAR!
COUNT POP: UNTIL NEXT OCTOBER, CATCH YOU
GROOVIN' GHOULS AND HALLOWEEN HEPCATS LATER!
