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Choose Your Own Adventure: I-MOCKERY STYLE!


You shove the frog down Suzy's throat and then you dissect her with the scalpel. Your classmates try to stop you, but the deed is done and Suzy surely won't be the prom queen this year. It will have to be someone else instead.

Then again, you won't get to find out who becomes prom queen, because you're going to be spending the rest of your days in a jail cell with your new roommate "Bubba". You'll learn how to respect people more now, because Bubba is going to show you how to become a great lover.

BUBBA LOVES YOU
Bubba sure does love you!

As Bubba gives you the ride of your life, you think to yourself, "Was killing that stupid slut worth a lifetime of anal rape?". The answer is obviously... NO. Throwing away your entire life over one mindless loser is a complete waste. But it's too late, you're a complete fuck-up and there's nothing you can do about it now. By the way, Bubba's calling you. Apparently you dropped your bar of soap...

START OVER, YOU FUCK-UP!