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Like a pathetically desperate, sex-crazed idiot, you dissect the frog in hopes that she will sleep with you. But obviously you weren't paying attention to her when she said she was "morally opposed" to it. She thinks you're a "sicko", and wouldn't give you the time of day. Strangely enough, she has no problem receiving the "A" on the lab project as long as you are the one that carves up the little frog. Well, that's dumb slut logic for you. Later on that day, you go home and think about what a pushover you are. A pushover that is easily manipulated even by the lowest of creatures. With this in mind, you are able to come up with one solution to all of your problems. But you're too much of a pansy to do it yourself, so you call up your close friend, Jack Kevorkian, on the phone.
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