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Please don't feed PickleMan
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Well, at least you're keeping the local coroner busy.
GEE, THAT WAS SMART.

Before you could even finish calling them inbred West Virginia she-males, the entire gang pounced you. They tore you limb from limb, and took a few pieces for souvenirs. When the coroners arrived, they just stacked as many body parts as they could find onto the stretcher and wheeled you off. What the fuck were you thinking? Did you honestly think your come-back would make them run away in tears? Here's an idea, why don't you go down a dark alley and say the same thing to a gang in real life and see what happens, ok? Idiot...

START OVER, YOU FUCK-UP!