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Please don't feed PickleMan
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It was a rough surgery, but you made it!

I guess next time, you won't be such a cocky little bastard, thinking that you can take a beating from your father. You may be legally an adult, but your father is still able to hand you quite the beatdown.

And although you made it through the surgery, you've lost all function below your neck. I sure do hope you like Oatmeal, because that's about all you're going to be able to eat now since your brain is mush! And don't worry about being suspended from school for a week, you won't be going back there anytime soon. Enjoy your new life as a vegetable!

START OVER, YOU FUCK-UP!