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That "crazy feces man" trick may have worked with that gang in the alley, but this is YOUR FAMILY we're talking about. They saw you shit in your diapers all throughout your childhood... did you really think this would phase them that much? Well, Watson... it didn't. What's worse, is now your mom is even angrier than your father was, because you messed up those shiny kitchen floors she just finished cleaning! BIG MISTAKE. "Move aside dear. Now MOM is going to take care of this little shit!", she said to your father in a dead serious tone. Your father's rage was suppressed immediately, and even he looked worried about what was going to happen to you. You looked in his eyes and you knew that he was trying to tell you, "RUN! RUN BOY, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!" But it was too late already. Your mom dragged you by your balls all the way upstairs and threw your ass in the tub. She then turned on the scalding hot water and forced you to stay in it as your skin turned bright red. She then ripped off the shower curtain rod and proceeded to beat you to death with it. Later that evening, she sat down at the dinner table and the happy family had something different for dinner. No, it wasn't a new flavor of "Hamburger Helper" that she served up. It was your ass.
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