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You hide behind some bushes and wait for a group of kids to finish getting their candy. They leave the house laughing and giggling and talking about all the good candy they got and how they can't wait to eat it. And my god, don't they just look sickeningly cute in their little outfits? All the more reason to give them a severe beating and take their candy! You jump out from the bushes and scare the living daylights out of the kids as you scream, "I AM THE PSYCHO RODEO CLOWN OF DEATH! I AM HERE TO BEAT YOU AND TAKE YOUR CANDY!" You pummel all of the innocent kids as they begin to scream and cry for their parents to come help them. Then you grab their bags and buckets of candy and start to chow down!
You eat all their candy in front of their faces and cackle while they cry their little heads off. Then you eat all of the candy in your bag as well! Some parents arrive to the scene and start to beat the crap out of you, and you just laugh while you continue to eat. Never before has a single person gotten so much candy on Halloween... nor eaten that much candy in one sitting! You were so hyper from eating all of the candy that your body went numb and you couldn't even feel the angry mob of parents beating you to death for taking the candy from their kids. So you died in a state of candy euphoria... the greatest sugar high any human has ever experienced. A fitting end for someone who had the best Halloween costume in the history of mankind...
the end.
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