After a very uneventful drive into town, you have finally reached your destination: The Largest Wal-Mart in the whole county!

You take your first step inside and you smell that Wal-Mart smell that only Wal-Marts seem to have (that is why it is called the "Wal-Mart smell"). On the way to the Halloween section, you notice a curious gentleman who is talking softly and carrying a large stick. It's Twenty-Sixth President of the United States, Theodore Roosevelt!

Ex-president Theodore Roosevelt (Right)

Now you didn't really plan on saying anything to him, I mean he's just a normal guy like anybody else, and I'm sure he has his own monster party to shop for. But just as you were about to cut through underwear department so you could avoid making eye contact with Teddy, he yells after you. You stop and turn to him. He walks right up to you.

"Hey you lousy molly coddle, you answer my question- why the hell are all the music CDs edited here??"

Do you:

• Tell him that the CDs are edited here because Wal-Mart is a big pussy?
   
• Tell him that the CDs are edited here because Wal-Mart is a big "flub dub?"
   
• Tell him you don't know why the CDs are edited?
   
• Wait... I don't believe you about the "uneventful drive." SOMETHING must have happened, right?