A BLANKET!!@!!!@$!@%!@?
WHAT THE FUCK!!@#$(*!@#!!!?

You came this close to tearing out your own eyes when you discovered what Pete's (or Ivan's) "big treasure" really was. It's a goddamned blanket. What's so friggin' special about that!? DAMNIT!!!!!!! Wait a second, there's a note stuffed inside the blanket. Maybe there's an explanation for this shit.

BASTARDS! Indeed you have gone through absolute hell, and all for what!? A goddamned blanket that's what! It's time you just go back home and try to forget that any of this ever happened. "Just one minute there," Dolph says as he grabs your hand. "Tell you what... I know you were probably hoping for a big treasure and were let down by that blanket. Well, I'm a big guy, so why don't I be your big treasure instead!" You think about it for a minute and decide, "Ah what the hell." Dolph jumps for joy and carries you all the way back home. You may have not found all the riches in the world but at least you found a future (if you want to call it that) with Dolph.

YES DOLPH... YES.

the end.

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