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Choose Your Own Adventure: I-MOCKERY STYLE!


"Uhmm… Okay, how about… "Shazam, Y'all!"

'No." says Mongoose. "No way"

"Let's tear open a packet of Cajun kick butt seasoning?"

"Too wordy" says Francis, adding "How about 'Charisma plus five, babycakes!"

You all agree that's too gay, even after he says he's willing to shorten 'babycakes' to just 'baby'.

Mongoose offers 'you toucha my car, I puncha you face' but that seems to make no sense. Dizzy Steve may be suggesting 'dude' as a catchphrase, but he might just be saying it, so you ignore him. Same goes for the fat kid coughing up blood, though for a while you all almost agree on "Butterfly Bandages and morphine." Then you try saying it grimly, yelling it all together and silk screening T-shirts with the phrase before deciding it just sucks.

You pass on "Let's humbucket these Mofos!", "Pussy… OH, YEAH!", "Spangly", and when Chin Myu suggests "No wonna giva me acting-a job since a GOONIES!!" none of you can understand him. Then it's thumbs down on "Jimminy!", "Bend over, Spaniards", "I'll scratch your eyes out.", and "Miss Kitty's angry now."

You all like "It's Chinatown" but that one's taken, as is "Titan's Together!" which only you liked. You toy with some sort of Pokemon reference along the lines of "Pikachu, I choose you" and then get sidetracked making dirty jokes about Pokemon names like 'Bulbasaur'...

GET IT OFF MY BAAAAAAAAAACK! :(

and 'squirtle'...

I'm not cute, I'M FEROCIOUS >:0

and then Dizzy Steve Goes on a laughing jag that ends with him swallowing his tongue and Fatty has to fish it out with a butterfly bandage and then you all share some Morphine while Fatty cries.

Eventually it's winter and you freeze to death like Jack Nicholson at the end of "The Shining"

THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR NYQUIL!

HEY, POPSICLE! START AGAIN!