Ah summer camp. It's a
great time for us kids to get away from our parents and enjoy the great
outdoors. Actually, it's really just something your parents are forcing
you to do because they hate you and want to enjoy some privacy for a
change. Still, you wouldn't mind getting away from the home front for a
little while. You've grown tired of your mom's meatloaf (not that the
food at camp will be any better) and your father's incessant rants about
how the foreigners are taking all the good jobs. Yes indeed, some time
away from that place might be just what you need.
So, your parents are just about ready to drive you a whopping 8 hours all the way up to Camp Chopleton, but before they do, you've gotta pack your bags. You have very limited space in your duffel bag since you already stuffed more than half of it with Twinkies. Guess you had better make sure you bring the bare necessities with ya or your trip will be doomed from the get go.
You decide to pack: