As your parents drop you off at Camp Chopleton, you decide to check the forest out a bit. You hear some voices and weird sounds from deep within a cove, and decide to tip-toe over and peek through the trees. To your surprise, the noise came from three bears who are trying to make a jingle to promote their new granola bars. One bear is trying to come up with lyrics, and has so far got "I'm a granola bear and I like granola bars". The second bear thinks it's a little bland and doesn't really work with the melody he has in mind. The third bear thinks plays on words are so nineties, and reminds the others about all the freshest fads in advertisement. Up until this point you had thought bears could communicate without speaking, but now you know it's the other way around.

You won't benefit from this new knowledge, though, as all this talk about granola bars has reminded you that you packed granola before leaving the house. Absent-mindedly, you pull it out and start eating. The bears immediately smell the granolicious bar and attack and eat it. And you also of course. Guess they all were granola bears after all.

START OVER, GRANOLOSER!